Ever feel like a trip to the Deep Roads is like going on a school Field Trip? Our Dear Wardens do!
Rating: M Wardens use naughty words and there's killin' and stuff.
Word Count: 4,418 (This arch got a little wordy)
Characters: Kahrin Cousland, Carver Hawke, Anders, Nathaniel, Velanna, Oghren, and some of those rotten darkspawn.
Summary: Darkspawn to be killed and Spider!Elf antics ensue. Also, Carver has an aneurism. Bein' in charge sucks, bud. Buck up, Camper!
Previous chapters here
Some things below the cut don't belong to me. Like miri1984
's Carver representation. Also, some cracktasticness that is slowly eating my whole brainmeats.
Thanks everyone who helped me run the RP for this plot. You are the most wonderful kittens in the basket. Also: sorry, 'Lanna, you're just not as BAMF as Faolan.