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Maker's breath, it's OVER! And LONG. *passes out*

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 20
Characters: Alistair, Sten, Oghren, Zevran, Leliana, Loghain/Justice, Nathaniel, Anders, Wynne, Morrigan, Anora
Rating: T
Words: 5,100
Summary: The final battle.

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( His breeches were warm. Stone, somebody had pissed in them. )

WOW. It's been two months since I've posted an update to this. I really, really apologize to anyone who was following it. But I've finished a massive, soul-sucking project at work and RL has calmed down again. I promise updates will be coming hot on the heels of this one... and there's only three chapters left!

Since I sort of lost the thread myself, here's a summary up to this point.

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 18
Characters: Leliana, Anders, Wynne, Zevran, Anora, Nathaniel
Rating: T
Words: 2,650
Summary: After the Joining, Leliana wonders if she made the wrong choice. Anders gets his fondest wish.

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( I suppose it's a decent enough meal, considering the circumstances. And you're certainly a pretty girl... )

(Really just setting up the next chapter, but Oghren dialogue is oodles of fun. Oodles, I say!)

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 16
Characters: Oghren, Alistair, Morrigan
Rating: T
Words: 1,650
Summary: Oghren teaches Alistair a thing or two about how to be a proper drunk. Morrigan does something surprisingly heroic, though no one stops to wonder how.

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( An' maybe it's not the most noble contribution, but I'll drink up every drop in this camp, if only so you can't. )

Ack! Sorry for the delay on this. Work has been sucking me dry. Also, this rambling beast now has a plotted ending and not too many chapters left to go. Hopefully this lights a fire under my butt! ;)

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 14
Characters: Wynne, Alistair, Leliana, Morrigan, Loghain/Justice, Anora, Sten, Nathaniel, Zevran, Dog
Rating: T
Words: 1,800
Summary: The companions have returned to the outskirts of Denerim to perpare for the Final Battle (Take 2). Anders has been arrested by Cullen's Templars. Alistair came face-to-face with Loghain/Justice and promptly fainted. Now, Wynne finds herself giving unexpected advice. When everyone seems to be planning the battle without him, Alistair falls off the wagon with a resounding thud.

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( You have a Warden. A big, magic spirit-Warden. Let him deal with the archdemon. Let him be the hero. )

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 12
Characters: Alistair, Leliana, Sten, Anders, Dog, Nathaniel, Zevran, Oghren, Shale, Morrigan
Rating: T
Words: 1,700
Summary: The Blight has not ended. Alistair departed during the Landsmeet and both Loghain and the Warden perished in the siege of Denerim. In its wake, the scattered companions undertake a search for a wandering drunk and the witch that could save them all.

Leliana and Zevran's respective parties finally bump into each other. Hey, hey the gang's all here. Even Morrigan.

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( He is the last Grey Warden. Death is his duty. )

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 10
Characters: Zevran, Nathaniel, Oghren, Shale, Alistair, Morrigan
Rating: T
Words: 1,750
Summary: The Blight has not ended. Alistair departed during the Landsmeet and both Loghain and the Warden perished in the siege of Denerim. In its wake, the scattered companions undertake a search for a wandering drunk and the witch that could save them all.

Zevran, Nathaniel, Oghren and Shale travel through the Wilds seeking Morrigan but find someone unexpected. Alistair dreams.

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( Hut's too small for a dragon... right? )

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 8
Characters: Zevran, Nathaniel, Anora, Wynne, Oghren, Shale
Rating: T
Words: 1,900
Summary: The Blight has not ended. Alistair departed during the Landsmeet and both Loghain and the Warden perished in the siege of Denerim. In its wake, the scattered companions undertake a search for a wandering drunk and the witch that could save them all. ~ Having reached the rebels outside of Denerim, Zevran and Nathaniel both face specters from their past. ~

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( This new look suits you, my dear. Arcane warrior, is it? How very Fourth Age. )

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 6
Characters: Oghren, Shale, Wynne, Shianni, Nathaniel, Zevran, Anora
Rating: T
Words: 1,500
Summary: The Blight has not ended. Alistair departed during the Landsmeet and both Loghain and the Warden perished in the siege of Denerim. In its wake, the scattered companions undertake a search for a wandering drunk and the witch that could save them all. ~ Oghren and Shale are scouting outside Denerim when they encounter a group of fleeing strangers. ~

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( Buncha darkspawn, big dragon. Same as always. )

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 4
Characters: Leliana & Anders, Gorim, Harrowmont, Felsi
Rating: T
Words: 2,100
Summary: The Blight has not ended. Alistair departed during the Landsmeet and both Loghain and the Warden perished in the siege of Denerim. In its wake, the scattered companions undertake a search for a wandering drunk and the witch that could save them all. ~ Leliana & Anders make their way out of Haven, following word of Alistair. ~

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( Shirking this heavy burden of responsibility to toy with forces that at any moment could rage out of control, threatening women and children and innocent puppies... )

I truly did not intend to post another chapter so quickly. It just sort of - erm - came out...

Title: No More Heroes, Chapter 2
Characters: Zevran, Ignacio, Cesar & Nathaniel
Rating: T
Words: 1,900
Summary: The Blight has not ended. Alistair departed during the Landsmeet and both Loghain and the Warden perished in the siege of Denerim. The companions have scattered to the wind but when a diary fished from the wreckage hints at a past that might have been, they undertake a search for a wandering drunk and the witch that could save them all.

( Maybe the skinny is all he can kill, no? Like that skinny, little Warden. )