People of Thedas

I posted this on tumblr earlier, but I figured I'd put it here too.  It's sort of Dragon Age related anyway!

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So the other night, well early morning if anybody’s really counting, but anyway…

Yeah, so the other  EARLY MORNING I had a dream.  It was a really weird and short dream.  I get those a lot right before I wake up. 

Anyway, in this dream, my husband and I were in bed sleeping (if THAT’S not the lamest start to a dream I’ll eat my hoodie), and anyway, I hear a noise downstairs.  At first I think nothing of it, but it gets louder.  I am now convinced there is someone in the house, even though my dog is not barking.  If you knew my dog, you’d understand why this would worry me, lol. 

So I wake Justin up, and he hears the noise too, verifying that I’m not insane.  So instead of doing anything, we sit there talking in hushed tones about it.  Why?  I have no idea.  Suddenly, two people sitting at the foot of the bed start chiming into the conversation.  I look down and see Fenris and Anders of all people.  This doesn’t seem to disturb either me or my husband, however, so we continue talking strategy with them as if they’re always there.  It’s about this time when I start thinking to myself ‘now WAIT a second… we have a rifle in the closet, an elf that can literally phase his hand through a person’s chest, and a mage who can set them on fire… why the FUCK are we sitting here like cowards?’  Then the logical part of my head chimes in with ‘furthermore… why are Anders and Fenris in your room and WHY aren’t they naked?’ 

That’s when I realize that I’m lucid dreaming.  And that I have to pee.  So I give a cheerful ‘well have fun with that, I’m out!’ and wake up.  The end.  This is the weird shit that goes through my head sometimes.  Now you see where my insanity comes from.  THE MORE YOU KNOW.

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So, has anything ridiculous happened to anybody else here?  Or am I just that batty?  XD  Share share share!