Italian Translations

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Google is telling me that "my pet" is "il mio animale domestico". That seems a bit wordy. Isn't there anything more succinct? 

"You look lovely, my domesticated animal." 

It sounds like you're talking to a farm animal!

Dual-wield Santa

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Poor elves can never catch a break.

Theme Post: Let's Love Us Some Holidays!

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fanfic: First Day

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Title: First Day
Rating: T
Pairing: Zevran/Ainan Tabris
Summary: Zev gets a taste of the First Day celebration when he goes to meet Ainan's family.

BSN Secret Santa gift for WildAnnie
A/N: She wanted me to write funny. Me? Funny? On purpose? >.< It took me forever to come up with anything, anything at all. I had such a BLOCK on this. But finally, a couple of hours ago, I opened a notepad, and I was like, "You know what, b? You have to write this, or no hot chocolate for you!" So, here's what I got. XD


( First Day )

Ho, ho, ho...

[niniane]

Happy holidays!

So, as a kind of Christmas present, I decided to act as an anon!fail-Santa and fill a LJ kmeme prompt asking for a very naughty (and self righteous) Anora to get her due (spanking) from a rather irritated Santa (Alistair).

Yeah, yeah, I'm not as cute as I like to think I am. ;)

Words: ~3,000
Summary: Kind of PWP. Alistair gets fed up with Anora's behavior and spanks her.
Rating: Mature. Kinks...yeah, spanking. (Just in case you didn't have that figured out...)
Characters: Alistair/Anora

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Apostates of Amaranthine: Chapter 88

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Title: Apostates of Amaranthine: Chapter 88- "This is close to what I had predicted."
Characters: Anders/f!Amell (Maggie)
Rating: M/AO (this chapter somewhere between E and T)
Word Count: around 4500
Summary: Unlikely hero Maggie Amell attempts to rebuild the Grey Wardens and deal with continuing threats from the darkspawn, while trying to fit into a world that's a far cry from the tower. All this while the Chantry seems to wait around every corner, eager to remind her and Anders just what they think of mages who manage to escape Circle control.
In this chapter: In which we finally reach our destination.  Apparently Maggie is as much a creature of "nature" as she is "nurture," and the line between 'property of the Grey Wardens' and 'property of the Warden Commander' is a difficult one for some people to grasp. 

 

( Anders is not surprised by her gene pool. In the least. )