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Apr. 11th, 2011
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dragonreineI just can't see the advert Zoolander scene in the same way again.
EDIT: Huh, so I'm a bit of a dope >.> I'd only seen this clip, never the movie.
( Orange Mocha Frappucino. Dragon Age 2 style. )
EDIT: Huh, so I'm a bit of a dope >.> I'd only seen this clip, never the movie.
( Orange Mocha Frappucino. Dragon Age 2 style. )
Distances are so deceptive...
Apr. 11th, 2011 01:06 amsilentstephiAs wonderful as this amazingly huge map image of Thedas is from the Wiki... I can't seem to find a legend on it anywhere. Or a scale.
So... how long exactly does it take to travel over land from, say, Kirkwall to Ostwick? Or Tantervale? Or hell, I know that Varric said that Hawke and family took what, two weeks to sale from Fereldan to Kirkwall, right? Was that from Highever? I'm getting the feeling that Thedas is huuuuuuuuuuuuuge but this lack of scale is deceptive.
So... how long exactly does it take to travel over land from, say, Kirkwall to Ostwick? Or Tantervale? Or hell, I know that Varric said that Hawke and family took what, two weeks to sale from Fereldan to Kirkwall, right? Was that from Highever? I'm getting the feeling that Thedas is huuuuuuuuuuuuuge but this lack of scale is deceptive.
Prompt: Birthday!
Apr. 11th, 2011 08:16 amsleepyowletI think all of you have noticed that the Warden hands out lovely gifts left and right - without ever recieving anything in return.
Now it's the Warden's birthday - has anyone remembered to get her anything? Write it!
Bonus points for involving Loghain somehow. Maybe as a present. Now I can't get the image of Loghain with a big bow (the ribbon-y kind) out of my head...
(And yes, today is my birthday, why do you ask? ^^)
Now it's the Warden's birthday - has anyone remembered to get her anything? Write it!
Bonus points for involving Loghain somehow. Maybe as a present. Now I can't get the image of Loghain with a big bow (the ribbon-y kind) out of my head...
(And yes, today is my birthday, why do you ask? ^^)
WOOHOO! Patch 1.02 incoming!
Apr. 11th, 2011 12:44 pmelysium_ficLooks like DA2 patch 1.02 will be released tomorrow:
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/300/index/6993445/7#7036424
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/300/index/6993445/7#7036424
It went something like this.
Apr. 11th, 2011 01:19 pmsolitaeI was grabbing some screenshots of Pounce, and then decided to look around at Pounce art. As we all know, Pounce always leads back to Anders.
I came across this, so I had to share!
Cats by *Kiany-kun on deviantART
( And another lovely piece featuring Anders )
( Nothing at all to do with Anders, but we like to hear about Fenris's underwear, right? )
I came across this, so I had to share!
Cats by *Kiany-kun on deviantART
( And another lovely piece featuring Anders )
( Nothing at all to do with Anders, but we like to hear about Fenris's underwear, right? )
Sweet Dreams, First Enchanter
Apr. 11th, 2011 06:15 pmsolitaeTitle: Sweet Dreams, First Enchanter
Characters: Lilian Hawke (mage), Isabela, Orsino tangled up together
Rating: AO, definitely AO
Word Count: 4800
Summary: Lilian's musings to Isabela about the First Enchanter lead to a visit. This takes place between Act II and Act III. Unapologetic smut that I blame onvisser and twist_shimmy. Yes, my friends, it's that story.
Much appreciation todrakontion for the hard work as a beta.
( Well, we're nearly inside anyway... NSFW )
Characters: Lilian Hawke (mage), Isabela, Orsino tangled up together
Rating: AO, definitely AO
Word Count: 4800
Summary: Lilian's musings to Isabela about the First Enchanter lead to a visit. This takes place between Act II and Act III. Unapologetic smut that I blame on
visser and twist_shimmy. Yes, my friends, it's that story.Much appreciation to
drakontion for the hard work as a beta. ( Well, we're nearly inside anyway... NSFW )
Rodney Dangerfield and Sten's Love Child
Apr. 11th, 2011 06:26 pmtmcgeesdcaOK, we all know Bioware hit elves with the ugly stick, but these are stupendously bad.
This dude is SO the result of a trist between Sten and Rodney Dangerfield. (THIS IS NOT A PROMPT! For the love of all that is holy, no one write about these two!.) Pot belly and all. I expected him to start spouting self-deprecating jokes to the other assembled elf atrocities.
And this one is just gonna give me nightmares! WTF is THAT!? Please Bioware, I beg you, release the toolset patch next!
This dude is SO the result of a trist between Sten and Rodney Dangerfield. (THIS IS NOT A PROMPT! For the love of all that is holy, no one write about these two!.) Pot belly and all. I expected him to start spouting self-deprecating jokes to the other assembled elf atrocities.
And this one is just gonna give me nightmares! WTF is THAT!? Please Bioware, I beg you, release the toolset patch next!
DA2 fic/prompt response: Give and Take
Apr. 11th, 2011 10:33 pmamhran_comhracTitle: Give and Take
Characters: Anders, Malina Hawke
Words: 3000
Rating: A soft T
Summary: Everything Anders has ever cared about was taken from him. How could he not hate a woman who has the kind of life he's always dreamed about?
Set during Act 1
Characters: Anders, Malina Hawke
Words: 3000
Rating: A soft T
Summary: Everything Anders has ever cared about was taken from him. How could he not hate a woman who has the kind of life he's always dreamed about?
Set during Act 1
( I admit, the connection to the prompt is tenuous at best. )
silentstephiTitle: These Ties That Bind Us
Chapter: Two - Fugitive
Author:silentstephi
Rating: T to start, M in later chapters for themes and violence
Warnings: None yet.
Word Count: 2756 out of 5424
Pairing: Sorcha Hawke/Sebastian, hints of F!Hawke/Anders
Summary: It's been four months since the events at Kirkwall and the world is changing at a rapid rate. Sebastian, last of his line, is determined to get Starkhaven back but Sorcha Hawke isn't going to make it easy. The abomination haunts them still.
Note: Super awesome mega thanks tola_libertine and ReileenaOrion for beta reading this for me. <3!
Fugitive:
LJ here
and
dreamwidth here
Chapter 1 here
cross posted to![](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=2")
swooping_is_bad, dragon_age, and muhrduhr
Chapter: Two - Fugitive
Author:
silentstephiRating: T to start, M in later chapters for themes and violence
Warnings: None yet.
Word Count: 2756 out of 5424
Pairing: Sorcha Hawke/Sebastian, hints of F!Hawke/Anders
Summary: It's been four months since the events at Kirkwall and the world is changing at a rapid rate. Sebastian, last of his line, is determined to get Starkhaven back but Sorcha Hawke isn't going to make it easy. The abomination haunts them still.
Note: Super awesome mega thanks to
la_libertine and ReileenaOrion for beta reading this for me. <3!Fugitive:
( What am I doing here? )
LJ here
and
dreamwidth here
Chapter 1 here
cross posted to
swooping_is_bad, dragon_age, and muhrduhr
