My Last 24 Hours (DA2 Spoilers)

[lenna_nightrunner]

To sum up my last 24 hours...


Goddamnit, Merrill!

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Goddamnit, Anders!!!

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Goddamnit, Fenris!!! D: D: D:

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Goddamnit, Orsino!

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GODDAMNIT, FENRIS!

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[insert will to live being destroyed here]

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Wait what Leliana?

...It's over o.o



Time to meta game so I can have an ending where I didn't have to kill Fenris. I know it's cheating, but I can't take it!

That was EXHAUSTING!

*****

UPDATE: I meta-gamed. But it's not cheating too much, because all I had to do was change two reactions in the Merrill (fuck her) quest.

So here's my new ending:


Goddamnit, Merrill!

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Goddamnit, Anders!!!

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Goddamnit, Fenris!!! D: D: D:

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GOD BLESS YOU FENRIS! *tears of relief and joy*

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Goddamnit, Orsino!

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[insert will to live being restored here]

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Dude I totally ship Leliana/Cassandra. Leliandra.

It's over! :D


Totally worth it.

Comments

[solitae]

I might be a heretic, but I like the whole Anders/Chantry end bit better without Seb. He sorta makes me giggle there, and that's just WRONG.

[lenna_nightrunner]

I don't think I'd like him, and am never going to pay for him.

[darkrose]

I like Sebastian. He gives my party something we can all agree on: that he's a self-righteous, pretentious, condescending ass.

[ashfae]

My lord, you almost make him seem worthwhile with that argument.

[solitae]

He's starting to grow on me just a little bit, but he doesn't really seem worth it to me. *shrugs* Got plenty of interesting companions.

[sakuratea]

I've come to appreciate the way lying to him (telling him he's not a lazy chump for staying in the Chantry) makes me fight better.

[ouyangdan]

OK. Now I want to see it without him... O.O

[solitae]

Don't recruit him some game and see it! I recommend it strongly!

[ouyangdan]

B-b-b-but telling him to eff off and that BOYFRIEND TRUMPS WAFFLES is like one of my favourite parts. Especially after that jacked up game where he proposed to my Rogue!Hawke. Poor Eara was like o.0 b-b-b-but I'm living with the Apostate you hate...

I may have to try it though...for the completion monkey in me...

[solitae]

Yes, but sometimes we have to miss our favorite parts to see new things! It'll be okay! I promise!

Or, you know, old things without Choir Boy making them giggleworthy

[darkrose]

Maker, NOOOOOOOO!

[ouyangdan]

I LOVE YOU SFM. *cackles*

[solitae]

Precisely!