Danarius...not that bright, actually

[darkrose]

I mean, really:


He apparently doesn't know that Fenris has been boffing the Champion? Actually, that's not entirely his fault, since it was THREE YEARS AGO and A HAWKE HAS NEEDS.

But still, he shows up at the Hanged Man, also known as Hawke Hangout South, with a group of C-List slavers who are yelling about the pretty ones while Hawke shoots Hail of Arrows from his ass neverending quiver and goes and orders a drink while he waits for the second wave.

Meanwhile, Fenris's sister is standing in the corner, and manages not to get singed by any of the Molotov cocktails I'm tossing around the strangely-empty bar.

And then, I'm really kind of wrong, because I'm imagining Danarius watching the fight from his bubble, and seeing Merrill and thinking, "Wow...she's kind of hot."

Comments

[rhiyah]

When I modded a forum for PC games like... 90 million years ago ... on bbs, we used 3 months for our sol's. /shrug Worked pretty well for us.

[lenna_nightrunner]

Three months sounds pretty reasonable to me. That gives us, what, another month? Let's consult the Mod Squad (Oh yes, I did.) and decide.

[amhran_comhrac]

I love that you Went There.