I've been converted. Is there, like... a meeting I have to go to?

[twist_shimmy]

Anyone who I beta for, or has beta'd for me, knows The Motto. So much as mention Orzammar in your fic, and you'll get a lovely comment in your sidebar containing the following icon:



I hate Bhelen, I hate Harrowmont, I hate Ruck. I especially hate Branka, and Hespith steals a chunk of my soul every time she turns away and doesn't let me put her out of her misery. I hate the carta, because they always die spread-eagled, facing my screen, and Jarvia has "plans" for my female Wardens. (My males were insulted that no plans were had for them.)

Then I gave in to peer pressure and made my Aeducan. Holy crap. She has more attitude than all of my other Wardens combined, and is a bigger schemer than Evie was. I ACTUALLY get to order the murder of other people! It's canon! :D

Behold!


She stands with attitude.


She also snarls. Exiled from your kingdom? Eh, fuck 'em.

My Dalish occasionally narrows her eyes, and my Cousland always looked rather... startled. She managed sad a couple of times, too. But this Aeducan has me enamored with her disdain. I want her to go forth and kill people and also sleep with them and then make that FACE.

Though if I ever wrote a fic with her involved, I think she'd kill Gorim, and that makes me sad.

New motto: OMG AEDUCANS, FUCK THE CARTA.

Comments

[scarylady]

You're thinking of kender.

[cave_fatuam]

Ah, but there's the thing. I like the dear little kender. Maybe I'm just easily swayed by pointy ears and creatures that have a predilection for putting things in pockets.

[scarylady]

Hobbits. Gollum had it right.

[twist_shimmy]

I play a hobbit, too. :( She's lovely.

[scarylady]

I... don't think we're on the same wavelength tonight, m'dear. Here, have some chocolate. And a glass of Baileys.

[twist_shimmy]

Nevermind. I was continuing our short people hatebattle. >>;

A glass of Bailey's will leave me under the desk. :( I'm sad.

[twist_shimmy]

Also I am DAMNED EXHAUSTED but it's too late to nap.

[scarylady]

I know you were! That's what I meant.

*peers at Shimmy from the opposite side of the fence*

[twist_shimmy]

So we WERE on the same wavelength. We just DISAGREE.

It's okay. We still like smutty DA fic, and that's all that matters. :D

[cave_fatuam]

pfft. -handwave-
How can you not like something spazzy that doesn't wear shoes and eats at least seven meals a day? That would be like not liking me. ;D

[scarylady]

But do you steal people's favourite bling?

[cave_fatuam]

Actually, I do have a tendency to carry things off, but not intentionally, I'm just fiddly. *finger wiggle*