I've been converted. Is there, like... a meeting I have to go to?

[twist_shimmy]

Anyone who I beta for, or has beta'd for me, knows The Motto. So much as mention Orzammar in your fic, and you'll get a lovely comment in your sidebar containing the following icon:



I hate Bhelen, I hate Harrowmont, I hate Ruck. I especially hate Branka, and Hespith steals a chunk of my soul every time she turns away and doesn't let me put her out of her misery. I hate the carta, because they always die spread-eagled, facing my screen, and Jarvia has "plans" for my female Wardens. (My males were insulted that no plans were had for them.)

Then I gave in to peer pressure and made my Aeducan. Holy crap. She has more attitude than all of my other Wardens combined, and is a bigger schemer than Evie was. I ACTUALLY get to order the murder of other people! It's canon! :D

Behold!


She stands with attitude.


She also snarls. Exiled from your kingdom? Eh, fuck 'em.

My Dalish occasionally narrows her eyes, and my Cousland always looked rather... startled. She managed sad a couple of times, too. But this Aeducan has me enamored with her disdain. I want her to go forth and kill people and also sleep with them and then make that FACE.

Though if I ever wrote a fic with her involved, I think she'd kill Gorim, and that makes me sad.

New motto: OMG AEDUCANS, FUCK THE CARTA.

Comments

[andorin]

Thanks, that's good to know. I have difficulties catching the nuances in English, sometimes. And is easily scared by caps. :-)

(Having played mostly healing specs myself I think I know what you mean by being ganked a lot. Frustrating times!)

[twist_shimmy]

Oh, sorry. I use caps when I'm being ~dramatic,~ never when I'm being serious. I completely forgot that you weren't a native English speaker or I never would have done it!

My sense of humor is hard to show in text sometimes.

[scarylady]

Psh, discipline priests ftw. Virtually ungankable.

[twist_shimmy]

Oh screw you, missy. Back when I played, Resto was the shit. As long as you had someone along to do damage for you. :D

I was unkillable if I survived the first two blows. Pissed off no small number of 'locks.

[scarylady]

Anything that pisses off 'locks is a Good Thing. And gnome rogues. Those little shits should be killed at birth.

[twist_shimmy]

See, I played alliance. Hiding a gnome rogue inside of a druid in bear form is amazing fun.

[scarylady]

Only if that means that the lovely big coo drood ATE the annoying little bastard >:

[twist_shimmy]

Hee, nooo. It means the druid is a mid-level healer acting as bait and the gnome rogue is IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE until it's too late.

Also works well with gnome warriors. Good times. :3

[scarylady]

Bah. This, right here, is why I NEVER played on pvp servers.

[twist_shimmy]

I hated PVP. HAAATED. But all my friends were on it. :( Most of my PVP involved "shit shit HOT cat-form SPRINT AWAYYYY"

[scarylady]

I was on an RP server with the rest of the lightweights.

[twist_shimmy]

I eventually switched to RP. Had the best time ever, then quit due to injury.