I've been converted. Is there, like... a meeting I have to go to?

[twist_shimmy]

Anyone who I beta for, or has beta'd for me, knows The Motto. So much as mention Orzammar in your fic, and you'll get a lovely comment in your sidebar containing the following icon:



I hate Bhelen, I hate Harrowmont, I hate Ruck. I especially hate Branka, and Hespith steals a chunk of my soul every time she turns away and doesn't let me put her out of her misery. I hate the carta, because they always die spread-eagled, facing my screen, and Jarvia has "plans" for my female Wardens. (My males were insulted that no plans were had for them.)

Then I gave in to peer pressure and made my Aeducan. Holy crap. She has more attitude than all of my other Wardens combined, and is a bigger schemer than Evie was. I ACTUALLY get to order the murder of other people! It's canon! :D

Behold!


She stands with attitude.


She also snarls. Exiled from your kingdom? Eh, fuck 'em.

My Dalish occasionally narrows her eyes, and my Cousland always looked rather... startled. She managed sad a couple of times, too. But this Aeducan has me enamored with her disdain. I want her to go forth and kill people and also sleep with them and then make that FACE.

Though if I ever wrote a fic with her involved, I think she'd kill Gorim, and that makes me sad.

New motto: OMG AEDUCANS, FUCK THE CARTA.

Comments

[twist_shimmy]

You're not going to get shot, silly. There are other people here who <3 dwarves.

(Suranas will always be my fave, though. Except... are all Suranas BATSHIT INSANE, or is that just mine?)

[miri1984]

*chuckle* I always think I'm a little bit weird about the whole loving-the-deep-roads thing. But I do. And Suranas do seem to be unhinged - must be something in the water :).

[twist_shimmy]

I actually had to stop playing one of my Suranas when she got too crazy for me. Then I rerolled and got Faolan, who wanted to sleep with Mouse.

And yet she's more sane.

[amhran_comhrac]

Yes, but was this classic!Mouse or dragon age redesigned!mouse? Since the second is pretty damn cute.

[twist_shimmy]

Both, as I installed that mod while she was in her Harrowing.

[scarylady]

My first run was with a Surana - the only one I have - she's the most serious and sensible character I own.

[amhran_comhrac]

I think something about being taken from your family and raised surrounded by heavily armed men (some of whom would like nothing better than to kill you) is bound to make anyone a tad bit unhinged.

[twist_shimmy]

Oh, I completely agree. I just have no idea why my Amells always turn out pretty level-headed. (Kinda evil sometimes, sure, but they don't want to bone Mouse.)