Math is Hard! (age question)

[darkrose]

How old is Loghain at the beginning of Origins? How old was Maric when he disappeared? (I know DG has confirmed that he's dead, but for fic-writing purposes, as far as I'm concerned he's only comic-book dead.)

The inconsistency of dating between novels and game makes my poor little non-mathematically-inclined brain hurt.

Comments

[scarylady]

As I remember (and it's a while since I read it) Katriel basically jumped him.

[amhran_comhrac]

While he was in an infirmary, no less!

[scarylady]

See? I rest my case. Theirin boys; you have to break their legs so they can't run away.

[elysium_fic]

This needs to be a fic prompt.

[ashstoner_021]

I gotta stop drinking things while reading comments, my monitor will NEVER forgive me! *sporfle*

[darkrose]

I think Cailan would stand still, especially if you spent the whole time telling him how awesome he is.

[scarylady]

The whole "Anora led him around like a puppy on a leash" thing is nonsense. Clearly she was wearing a mirrored dress.

[darkrose]

It's too bad we don't have that much footage of Cailan, because there needs to be a vid for him, set to "I Feel Pretty".

[scarylady]

'He's...too sexy for his crown...'

[elysium_fic]

*ded*

[scarylady]

I'm going to have to either write a Cailan+mirrors fic or put up a Cailan+mirrors prompt.

His narcissism needs more exploration.

[elysium_fic]

I like the exploration you have already given it and encourage you to pursue that further.

[scarylady]

Bit tricky that, seeing as he was about to kark it at the end of the fic. Necrophilia ftl :(

[darkrose]

Um...Flemeth found him and somehow brought him back to life! He's not dead yet!

[elysium_fic]

I'm not dead! I feel horny happy!

[darkrose]

We certainly see that, with the right mods.

[elysium_fic]

No! No necrophiliac kingsickle porn, PLEASE.

*shudder*

Fuck, now that image is in my head

[scarylady]

I could definitely cope with a Kingsicle banner that said "Live fast, die young, stay pretty"

So very, very Cailan.

[elysium_fic]

This... is true.

[elysium_fic]

AU, m'dear, AU!

After all, Cailan and Alistair were together at Ostagar for some weeks, it seems.

[niniane]

OMg, that would be so awesome...

I can entirely see him doing that.

[elysium_fic]

Wench: "Oh, Your Majesty, can I see it? It's so.... GLORIOUS."

Cailan: *splooge*

[scarylady]

Worship at the glory of the kingsicle!