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Character Interview take two: The Hawkes
Remember This? It was fun! Let's go again!
Rules:
1) Pick one or more of your FCs/OCs
2) Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
Character(s):
Malina Hawkwe
Smooths skirt as she sits, tucking hair behind her ear. She's joined a moment later by a dour-faced young man with black hair and bright blue eyes. "I can't believe you dragged me to this thing," he mutters.
"Oh, shut up, Carver. I never said you had to come." Rolling her eyes, she turns away from him and faces forward.
1.) What's your name?
M: Malina Hawke. This is Carver. Don't mind him, he'll grow on you. Much like a skin rash.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
M: I was named after my father. Well, his name was Malcolm. If his name had been Malina I'd expect he would have had an even more troubled youth.
C: I wasn't even born yet and you'd already been named the favorite.
M: Oh, I'm sorry. Should I have told him to save it for you? Apparently I was very articulate for a newborn.
3. Are you single or taken?
M: Single. Very... very... *very* single. I'm kind of hoping that might change soon, though. I just met someone. We have... a lot in common.
C: Maker's breath, you don't mean--
M: He seemed very sweet.
C: He yelled at you, made us go with him to kill a bunch of templars, and while we were there his eyes started glowing. And his voice changed. I think he's an abo--
M: Well, then he'd be the last person to turn me over, wouldn't he? Besides, did you see his eyes. *sighs*
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
M: No! Nothing at all. I'm... completely average. Just a farmer's daughter from Lothering. Certainly not an apostate, if that's what you're implying. Nope. *narrows eyes* why? Who said otherwise?
C: *cracks knuckles* Was it Gamlen?
M: Shit. Fine. I'm a mage. and if you tell anyone.... well, let's just say you don't want to tell anyone.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
M: Carver, wasn't that the girl you knew...
C: That was Peaches.
M: I meant from the Blooming Rose.
C: .... oh. Um, maybe that was her name. I don't quite remember.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
M: Yes.
C: You cheat.
M: Fireballs aren't cheating, Carver. They're... spicing things up.
C: Cheat.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
M: Him. We've got a mother at home. That's... yeah. Our sister didn't make it out of Lothering, and pop died a few years ago.
C: There's Gamlen.
M: Gamlen doesn't count.
C: *laughs* OK, I agree with that.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
M: We have a mabari.
C: (bitterly) You mean you have a mabari.
M: He's the family's dog.
C: He picked you after our father died.
M: I was surprised, too. I always thought dogs liked things covered in interesting smells.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
M: Templars
C: Running from templars.
10.) Something that you do like?
M: Cherry turnovers. I kind of like how the water looks here, we can see it since we live pretty close to the docks. I liked winter in Ferelden. Here it seems much... dirtier.
C: It does, doesn't it?
M: Must have something to do with all the frozen corpses. We didn't have so many in Lothering. Different customs here, though. I suppose we have to adapt. Oh, and the pink snow.
C: Pink?
M: Well, the snow does dilute blood.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
M: I like to cook. Sometimes I knit. I used to like taking care of the animals on our farm. Well, when we had a farm. I suspect most of the animals there now are genlocks, and I would rather not try and milk any of those if given the choice.
C: I'll give you five copper to try
M: Are you that thirsty?
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
M: don't be silly, we were nice smugglers. The kind who offered flowers and fresh baked bread to convince people.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
M: I should probably have been more clear. By "flowers" I actually meant "fireballs" and "fresh baked bread" was "massive internal injuries brought on by large weapons." Sorry for the confusion.
14.)What kind of animal are you?
M: The kind who might offer you a slice of bread if you imply I'm an animal again.
C: *snorts*
15.) Your worst habits
C: She's bossy, she has a bad temper, she tells horrible jokes.
M: He wasn't talking to you
C: oh? So what were you going to say?
M: I'm far too nice to my brother.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
M: I looked up to my father. I miss him.
C: Me too.
M: But.. we just met someone who spends his whole day doing nothing but healing refugees... for free! Can you even imagine!
C: Oh Maker.
M: I'm not exactly swimming in options, here, Carver!
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
M: That's cute. So... where you come from people are just... lining up for the illegal mages? So much that they can be picky about gender? Are you from Tevinter?
18.)Do you go to school?
M: No, my father taught me.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
M: Of course. Bringing my father and sister back to life seems slightly more difficult, though, so I'll do that first. The whole marriage and family can get penciled in for after I master necromancy.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
M: It isn't that much warmer in Kirkwall than it was in Lothering.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
M: Templars
22.)What colour is your hair?
M: Red
23.) Eyes?
M: Brown
24.) What do you usually wear?
M: This. (gestures to chainmail over a skirt, and a ragged white blouse). I've got robes but, well... I'm kind of scared to wear them in public.
25.)What's your religion?
M: What's that one where they say I should never have been born and deserve to be locked away or killed... blast, forgot the name. Anyways, that's the one I was raised. Surprising how I don't believe in anything now, isn't it? I can't imagine why those teachings didn't stick...
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
M: *shrug* nothing better to do, and it saves me from watching Gamlen pick his ears.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
M: You're just padding things out for length, aren't you?
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
M: Lowtown, in Kirkwall. It's actually quite charming, if you overlook the crippling poverty, the refugees, the filth, my uncle Gamlen, and the smells.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
M: I met someone who was poorer than dirt once. I wish we had as much money as he did.
30.) How many friends do you have?
M: A few... not many. Most are still in Ferelden. Or didn't make it out. I... it isn't easy making friends. Sooner or later they wonder why I'm so secretive. And then they, you know, summon templars.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
M: Sometimes I'd just like to be normal.
C: Oh please, spare me
M: Well, it's that or change everything else so I don't have to hide. Neither seems all too fucking likely, does it?
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
M: I make a decent pie. Mother's is better.
C: It is.
M: I'll remember that the next time I cook, brother.
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food?
M: I miss tomato soup. They have it here but... we used to make it with the tomatoes we grew. This stuff isn't the same.
34.) Favourite drink?
M: Ale, mostly. I don't really have a "wine" kind of budget.
35.) What is your favourite place?
M: I don't think I have one, really. There's one pier I like, since it's mostly abandoned and usually empty, where you can sit alone and look at the water. That... sounds pretty pathetic, doesn't it?
36.) Least favourite?
M: Kirkwall
C: Kirkwall
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
M: Again with the padding. Someone's overcompensating for something, isn't he? Hmmmm...
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
M: Does this city make your head hurt, too?
39.) Well, it's over.
M: Oh? I suppose I'd better go. We have a busy day of, um...
C: Being unemployed?
M: Right. That. Maybe I'll see if that healer could use a spare set of hands...
Rules:
1) Pick one or more of your FCs/OCs
2) Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
Character(s):
Malina Hawkwe
Smooths skirt as she sits, tucking hair behind her ear. She's joined a moment later by a dour-faced young man with black hair and bright blue eyes. "I can't believe you dragged me to this thing," he mutters.
"Oh, shut up, Carver. I never said you had to come." Rolling her eyes, she turns away from him and faces forward.
1.) What's your name?
M: Malina Hawke. This is Carver. Don't mind him, he'll grow on you. Much like a skin rash.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
M: I was named after my father. Well, his name was Malcolm. If his name had been Malina I'd expect he would have had an even more troubled youth.
C: I wasn't even born yet and you'd already been named the favorite.
M: Oh, I'm sorry. Should I have told him to save it for you? Apparently I was very articulate for a newborn.
3. Are you single or taken?
M: Single. Very... very... *very* single. I'm kind of hoping that might change soon, though. I just met someone. We have... a lot in common.
C: Maker's breath, you don't mean--
M: He seemed very sweet.
C: He yelled at you, made us go with him to kill a bunch of templars, and while we were there his eyes started glowing. And his voice changed. I think he's an abo--
M: Well, then he'd be the last person to turn me over, wouldn't he? Besides, did you see his eyes. *sighs*
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
M: No! Nothing at all. I'm... completely average. Just a farmer's daughter from Lothering. Certainly not an apostate, if that's what you're implying. Nope. *narrows eyes* why? Who said otherwise?
C: *cracks knuckles* Was it Gamlen?
M: Shit. Fine. I'm a mage. and if you tell anyone.... well, let's just say you don't want to tell anyone.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
M: Carver, wasn't that the girl you knew...
C: That was Peaches.
M: I meant from the Blooming Rose.
C: .... oh. Um, maybe that was her name. I don't quite remember.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
M: Yes.
C: You cheat.
M: Fireballs aren't cheating, Carver. They're... spicing things up.
C: Cheat.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
M: Him. We've got a mother at home. That's... yeah. Our sister didn't make it out of Lothering, and pop died a few years ago.
C: There's Gamlen.
M: Gamlen doesn't count.
C: *laughs* OK, I agree with that.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
M: We have a mabari.
C: (bitterly) You mean you have a mabari.
M: He's the family's dog.
C: He picked you after our father died.
M: I was surprised, too. I always thought dogs liked things covered in interesting smells.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
M: Templars
C: Running from templars.
10.) Something that you do like?
M: Cherry turnovers. I kind of like how the water looks here, we can see it since we live pretty close to the docks. I liked winter in Ferelden. Here it seems much... dirtier.
C: It does, doesn't it?
M: Must have something to do with all the frozen corpses. We didn't have so many in Lothering. Different customs here, though. I suppose we have to adapt. Oh, and the pink snow.
C: Pink?
M: Well, the snow does dilute blood.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
M: I like to cook. Sometimes I knit. I used to like taking care of the animals on our farm. Well, when we had a farm. I suspect most of the animals there now are genlocks, and I would rather not try and milk any of those if given the choice.
C: I'll give you five copper to try
M: Are you that thirsty?
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
M: don't be silly, we were nice smugglers. The kind who offered flowers and fresh baked bread to convince people.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
M: I should probably have been more clear. By "flowers" I actually meant "fireballs" and "fresh baked bread" was "massive internal injuries brought on by large weapons." Sorry for the confusion.
14.)What kind of animal are you?
M: The kind who might offer you a slice of bread if you imply I'm an animal again.
C: *snorts*
15.) Your worst habits
C: She's bossy, she has a bad temper, she tells horrible jokes.
M: He wasn't talking to you
C: oh? So what were you going to say?
M: I'm far too nice to my brother.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
M: I looked up to my father. I miss him.
C: Me too.
M: But.. we just met someone who spends his whole day doing nothing but healing refugees... for free! Can you even imagine!
C: Oh Maker.
M: I'm not exactly swimming in options, here, Carver!
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
M: That's cute. So... where you come from people are just... lining up for the illegal mages? So much that they can be picky about gender? Are you from Tevinter?
18.)Do you go to school?
M: No, my father taught me.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
M: Of course. Bringing my father and sister back to life seems slightly more difficult, though, so I'll do that first. The whole marriage and family can get penciled in for after I master necromancy.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
M: It isn't that much warmer in Kirkwall than it was in Lothering.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
M: Templars
22.)What colour is your hair?
M: Red
23.) Eyes?
M: Brown
24.) What do you usually wear?
M: This. (gestures to chainmail over a skirt, and a ragged white blouse). I've got robes but, well... I'm kind of scared to wear them in public.
25.)What's your religion?
M: What's that one where they say I should never have been born and deserve to be locked away or killed... blast, forgot the name. Anyways, that's the one I was raised. Surprising how I don't believe in anything now, isn't it? I can't imagine why those teachings didn't stick...
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
M: *shrug* nothing better to do, and it saves me from watching Gamlen pick his ears.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
M: You're just padding things out for length, aren't you?
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
M: Lowtown, in Kirkwall. It's actually quite charming, if you overlook the crippling poverty, the refugees, the filth, my uncle Gamlen, and the smells.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
M: I met someone who was poorer than dirt once. I wish we had as much money as he did.
30.) How many friends do you have?
M: A few... not many. Most are still in Ferelden. Or didn't make it out. I... it isn't easy making friends. Sooner or later they wonder why I'm so secretive. And then they, you know, summon templars.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
M: Sometimes I'd just like to be normal.
C: Oh please, spare me
M: Well, it's that or change everything else so I don't have to hide. Neither seems all too fucking likely, does it?
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
M: I make a decent pie. Mother's is better.
C: It is.
M: I'll remember that the next time I cook, brother.
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food?
M: I miss tomato soup. They have it here but... we used to make it with the tomatoes we grew. This stuff isn't the same.
34.) Favourite drink?
M: Ale, mostly. I don't really have a "wine" kind of budget.
35.) What is your favourite place?
M: I don't think I have one, really. There's one pier I like, since it's mostly abandoned and usually empty, where you can sit alone and look at the water. That... sounds pretty pathetic, doesn't it?
36.) Least favourite?
M: Kirkwall
C: Kirkwall
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
M: Again with the padding. Someone's overcompensating for something, isn't he? Hmmmm...
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
M: Does this city make your head hurt, too?
39.) Well, it's over.
M: Oh? I suppose I'd better go. We have a busy day of, um...
C: Being unemployed?
M: Right. That. Maybe I'll see if that healer could use a spare set of hands...
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:D
(and thank you!)
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This is really hilarious.
Now I want to do one for Kahrin and for Eara.
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I love purple Hawke far too much.
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Can I steal your Caver? Please? :D
/kidding
but very good interview! I love the banter, so very much.
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And thank you! I completely overdo banter in all my fics since it's my favorite thing to write.
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This is turning out to be FAR too fun, imagining a male aggressive!Hawke, male sarcastic!Hawke, and female diplomatic!Hawke being crammed into the same room.
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(links are to screenshots of each Hawke)
Gavin Hawke
Athena Hawke
Cade Hawke
Gavin seems to have a permanent scowl etched upon his face as he stomps in. Athena is heard behind him saying, "Come now, Gavin, this can't be that bad!"
Cade simply smirks.
1.) What's your name?
G: Gavin.
A: My name is Athena Hawke. I'm sorry, Gavin is a bit... grumpy.
C: A bit?! I feel sorry for him. I bet he's never smiled a day in his life. Isn't that right, Gav?
G: Shut up, Cade.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
G: My mother liked the name.
A: ... Odd. Mine too.
C: You'd think we all had the same mother or something.
(oh god breaking the fourth wall)
3. Are you single or taken?
G: I have someone.
C: You mean you love Fenris. In a way only hatred can breed.
G: I seem to recall you being with Fenris, as well.
C: Yes, but I don't HATE him.
A: You two are incorrigible. I am also taken, although I'm involved with Anders. Fenris and I... have a history.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
G: No. I hit things with a very large sword. *glares*
A: I've been told I'm a skilled marksman, but I believe I'm thoroughly average.
C: What?! I'm not an apostate! WHO TOLD YOU I WAS AN APOSTATE?!
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
G: I swear, if you don't stop asking such stupid questions...
A: Gavin!
C: That's our Gavin!
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
C: Are we talking hand-to-hand? Um... Probably him.
A: I would very likely lose.
G: I WOULD CRUSH HIM.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
A: My father, Malcom, passed away a few years ago, and my brother, Carver, didn't make it out of Lothering, Maker rest his soul. Mother... passed away as well. My sister Bethany is a Grey Warden.
C: ... everyone died. I couldn't do a damn thing about it.
G: What he said, except without the "poor me, boo hoo" pity party. People die. Shit happens. Move on.
A: ... Gavin, must you? *comforts Cade*
8.) Oh? How about pets?
G: I have a dog.
A: He is a Mabari, Gavin.
G: He's a dog.
C: He's a very NICE dog.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
A: Templars.
C: The Circle.
G: Everything.
10.) Something that you do like?
A: I love the smell of freshly-baked bread. Bodahn is forever trying to kick me out of the kitchen when there's fresh loaves, but that smell... I also love not waking up alone.
C: I love the feel of the wind on my face, especially on the Wounded Coast. Something about that ocean air. Maybe it's the smell of fish?
G: That's disgusting.
C: Well, what DO you like?
G: Killing people.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
G: I like to kill people.
A: I worry about you, Gavin.
G: Worry about yourself, cupcake.
C: I like healing.
A: I do needlepoint from time to time.
G: Needlepoint?!
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
A: Oh, goodness no, not purposely!
G: It's one of my favorite things to do.
C: *mumbles something about hurting himself with daggers. He rubs his left arm uncomfortably.*
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
G: You obviously have not been listening to me.
A: Unfortunately, but not with anywhere near Gavin's... excitement.
C: It comes with the job. Gotta do what you gotta do to get the job done.
14.)What kind of animal are you?
G: What the fuck kind of question is this?!
C: Gotta say, I'm going to go ahead and echo Gav on this one.
G: Stop calling me that.
15.) Your worst habits
A: I'm probably too nice.
G: Oh, look at that. The sweet little perfect angel actually admits a fault?
C: I don't exactly deal with stress in the best way. I'd say that's probably my worst. That and leaving my underwear on the floor.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
G: Nobody.
A: I looked up to my mother.
C: I did too.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
A: I'm straight.
G: I'm gay. I will punch you in the face if you have an issue with this.
C: I suppose I could be convinced to be bi.
18.)Do you go to school?
A: Yes, I did.
G: I skipped it as often as possible.
C: My father educated me himself.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
A: I dream of it.
C: Eh. Sure, maybe.
G: Hell no.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
G: I would kill them.
A: ... I'm sorry.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
C: Templars.
A: Losing Bethany.
G: Nothing.
22.)What colour is your hair?
G: Blonde.
C: ... auburn, I suppose you would call it.
A: I have the same black hair my father and siblings had.
23.) Eyes?
G: Brown.
C: Moss green. Pretty nice, if I do say so myself.
A: Light blue. The same color my brother Carver had... I miss him.
24.) What do you usually wear?
*Gavin knocks on his plate armor breastplate.*
A: I wear light leather armor for mobility, usually. Kirkwall is not safe enough to go without most of the time.
C: I wear whatever I can get my hands on that doesn't scream HEY, MEREDITH, I'M AN APOSTATE!
25.)What's your religion?
G: Nothing.
A: I'm an Andrastian.
C: I was raised with the Chantry, like most everyone in Thedas is. Do I believe...? I don't think so.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
G: Yes. I do.
A: I'm rather enjoying it.
C: ... Oh, look, a shiny!
27.) Well, it's still not over.
G: You're trying my patience.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
A: I live in the Hawke Estate in Hightown.
G: As do I. With my slave.
A: Slave?!
C: Not cool, Gav.
G: STOP CALLING ME THAT.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
A: I really would count myself as upper-middle class. I live comfortably, but I work for it.
C: Yeah, I think that's how I would class myself too.
G: I'm a high-class motherfucker. Servants everywhere.
30.) How many friends do you have?
A: I have a small group of tight-knit friends.
C: I have a couple very close friends. Aveline, Fenris, and Varric, really.
G: I have no friends. I need nof riends.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
A: I'd probably try to have more of a backbone.
C: I think I'd try to handle stress better.
G: This is a stupid question.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
C: Pie was created by the Maker Himself to bring a small bit of sunshine to this world.
G: *mumble*
C: I'm sorry, Gav, what was that?
G: *mumble*
C: What was that? You actually LIKE something?
G: YES, DAMN YOU. ALL RIGHT? I LIKE PIE.
A: ... I prefer cake. *cringes as she receives dual-glares*
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food?
A: My mother made the most amazing beef stew. I miss it. Even though I have the recipe, I can't get it quite right.
C: Pie. It's so versatile!
G: I hate everything.
C: Except pie!
34.) Favourite drink?
C: Rum.
35.) What is your favourite place?
C: I like the Wounded Coast, but only down at the actual coastline. Maybe it's that fish smell.
A: I like my bedroom at the Estate.
G: I still hate everything.
36.) Least favourite?
G: Everywhere.
C: You always say that.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
G: I will hunt you down if it doesn't.
C: Don't doubt him. He'll totally do it.
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
A: I am seriously concerned about both of you.
C: And we're concerned about you, sweetheart.
G: Do not speak for me.
39.) Well, it's over.
G: About fucking time.
C: I'm gonna go get some pie.
A: *sigh*
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1.) What's your name?
Kathil Amell.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
No idea. My first name is taken from a very old word that evidently means something like "purified by flame"...which, if you think about it, is sort of appropriate.
3.) Are you single or taken?
...what? Um. Married to Zevran, and both of us are involved with Cullen. The three of us have a daughter named Cerys.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Are you perhaps a little blind? Unable to smell? I'm a *mage*. And a Warden.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
A...what?
*gets explanation*
Right. *flat stare* If I were one of those people, don't you think I would be, oh, likeable? And perhaps not destined for an early and ignominious death?
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Yes. But I cheat.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Married with a child, remember? Oh, other family members? I have a half-sister. And evidently a cousin in Kirkwall.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
My Mabari's name is Lorn, and Cullen's is Fiann. Blood keeps their coats shiny.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
The Chantry. And Arl Eamon.
10.) Something that you do like?
Killing darkspawn.
And puppies.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
See also: killing darkspawn.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
*tilts head*
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
Maker's Breath. I'm a *Grey Warden*. What do *you* think?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
And the questions keep getting more nonsensical.
15.) Your worst habits?
I lie.
*smiles*
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
What....*sighs* All right. Yes. If you *must* know, I happen to think my husband and my lover are both admirable people with qualities worth emulating. Happy now?
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
...*what*?
*gets explanation*
Seriously? Well. Bi...I suppose.
18.)Do you go to school?
I...did? I suppose? Does growing up in the Tower count?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Are you even paying attention to my answers? Or am I just talking to myself?
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Sweet Andraste, *I hope not*.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
Something happening to my daughter, or losing her.
22.)What colour is your hair?
I...never know quite how to describe it. It's sort of a no-color color.
23.) Eyes?
Black.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Heavy armor. Unfortunately, I’m breastfeeding Cerys and it's both uncomfortable and inconvenient to wear armor, so I’m usually in shirt and trousers unless I anticipate having to fight.
25.)What's your religion?
Nominally Andrastian. But only nominally.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Depends. Are the questions going to get any less nonsensical?
27.) Well, it's still not over.
I guess that's a "no", then.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Right now, I'm Warden-Commander in Vigil's Keep.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
I'm a mage. Which is the "everyone is terrified of you and wishes you were dead" class.
30.) How many friends do you have?
A few. Zevran and Cullen, of course. Leliana, definitely. Alistair. Some of the Wardens.
*sigh* All right, I'm friends with Jowan. Just don't say that too loudly, he might hear.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I'd be taller.
...and maybe not so selfish.
*glares*
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Are you offering? I'll take two.
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food?
...didn't you say something about pie just now? Blast it, I’m hungry. I like just about everything.
34.) Favourite drink?
Mead. Well-watered, unless I feel like starting trouble.
35.) What is your favourite place?
Anywhere my family is. That's sappy, and I don't care.
36.) Least favourite?
The Harrowing Chamber.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
If I say yes, will you go away?
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
I suppose that would be my chronicler. What is *with* you and semicolons, woman?
39.) Well, it's over.
THANK THE MAKER.
Now get out.
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Character(s):
Malcolm Theirin
Líadan Mahariel
both from In Peace We Lie
The young man finds the chair closest to the window, sits down, and immediately starts fidgeting. Right behind him is a Dalish elf who notices his fidgeting and gives him a pointed look. He rolls his eyes, but stops the fidgeting. "We have places to be," he says.
She rolls her eyes back and sits next to him. "We're being nice. And the last time we went someplace you were in a hurry to go, we found a giant nest of spiderlings waiting for us when we got there."
His face becomes slightly alarmed and he looks about as if searching for possible spiders before saying, "Fine."
1). What's your name?
M: Malcolm.
*The elf nudges him in the ribs, earning another sigh.*
M: Theirin. There, I said the whole thing. It's not like I like informing the few people who don't know I'm the King's brother that I am.
L: *smiles brightly, despite the irritation of the other Warden* Líadan Mahariel, formerly of the Mahariel clan of the Dalish, but now a Grey Warden. And… apparently the Mahariel clan is the Sabrae clan now, so I suppose they're formerly of the Mahariel, too. They keep referring to me as Mahariel, too, which is strange. It's like they've forgotten I have a first name and that we've all got the same clan name. Well, used to. Maybe the name went with the halla? I don't know.
M: You're rambling like my brother.
L: You do the same.
M: And yet you don't deny the rambling. I suppose it's catching. Sten will be horrified to find out and, at this rate, preemptively trying to cut out everyone's tongues. I can hear the screaming already.
2) Do you know why you were named that?
M: No. I didn't get a chance to ask. It's a lame name, though. Do you realize you can just take any horrible word starting with "mal" and go from there to give me a nasty nickname? For instance, there's Maleficar.
L: I like this game! Maladapted, Malaise, Malady, oh, Milady is fairly close—
M: You aren't the first person to figure that out, so why don't we talk about your name.
L: *sighs* It means Grey Lady. Maybe my parents knew what would happen. I they'd have told me if they had, though. Let's… talk about something else.
3) Are you single or taken?
L: Let's go back to the thing about my parents and my name. On second thought, that question might be the easier one.
M: Pretend the interviewer is Eamon if it makes answering easier.
L: If I'd actually pretended the interviewer was Eamon, they'd have a burning hole in their chest from lightning right now.
M: Good point. Forget I mentioned it. I'm taken, by the way.
L: *fidgets, and flashes a warm smile in the direction of the other Warden* Taken.
M: Was that so hard?
L: Keep that up and you'll be changing your answer very soon.
M: Right, then. Next question?
4) Have any abilities or powers?
M: Er, no. Nothing other than talking without thinking things through first.
L: I've been known to shoot lightning at fools on occasion.
M: On occasion?
L: Every occasion you give me, anyway.
5) Stop being a Mary-Sue.
M: That's not even a question.
L: *mutters something under her breath in Elvish and makes a rude gesture*
6.) Uh, if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
M: Are we talking high dragon kind of strong, or Sten kind of strong?
L: I don't think you'd win in either case.
M: Your overwhelming support astounds me.
L: I'm being realistic. Need I remind you what happened to your oldest brother?
M: I'm told it was to be glorious. Just saying.
7.) Riiiight… Have any family members?
M: Foster brother Fergus. Oh, and Alistair. You know, the King.
L: There was… no. Not anymore.
*They both stare at their feet.*
8.) Oh? How about pets?
M: Mabari waiting outside, his name's Gunnar.
L: Nearly-grown mabari pup probably eating someone's shoe. Her name is Revas. And I don't care what you say, I meant to give her to Alistair. I didn't steal her.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
M: Sodding crows.
L: Are we limited to one thing?
M: If we weren't, the list could go on for quite a long time.
L: True. Okay, I'll go with templars, then, if I have to pick one thing.
10.) Something that you do like?
M: *grins broadly* Rainstorms.
L: *blushes and mumbles something about rainstorms*
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
M: Apparently I engage in this activity called Dalish-baiting. It's an old, dangerous adrenaline sport.
L: *weary, annoyed sigh* Not killing annoying humans.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
M: Not just anyone.
L: I wish I hadn't.
13.) Ever… killed anyone before?
M: Is that a serious question?
L: Too many bandits committing suicide by Grey Warden.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
M: I'm going to pretend you didn't just ask that question.
L: I'm going to hit you with lightning.
M: Oh, so the lightning isn't just for me, after all? Good to know.
15.) Your worst habits
M: I—
L: He rambles, makes jokes at the most inappropriate times, and does this thing where he'll walk away if he's really upset. Like, other side of the continent away.
M: She can be arrogant and Dalish, which, when you think about it, is kind of the same thing. Also, she snores.
L: I do not.
M: You do, too. Remember last night when you woke up? Yeah, you woke yourself up with your snoring. I just didn't have the heart to tell you.
L: Take that back!
M: Sorry, can't take back the truth.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
M: I do… did… but they have this…
L: …horrible habit of dying.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
M: Straight, I guess.
L: Bi.
M: Really? You need to tell me these things.
L: It never came up.
M: It is now—
L: *holds up hand* No, no, stop right there. And you wonder why I never mentioned it?
18.) Do you go to school?
M: For… what, exactly? Wardening? It's kind of all about on-the-job training.
L: I had to go for lessons with Keeper Marethari after I found out I was a mage. It was horrible.
M: Marethari seemed like a very nice woman.
L: She is nice. It's the classes that were horribly long and boring compared to being out with the hunters. Besides, there were only two people in the class—me and Merrill. Guess who wasn't the star pupil?
M: Understandable if you couldn't sit still. Plus, halla can totally be as distracting as unicorns. True story.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
M: Eamon certainly wants me to, but he can take a sodding leap for all I care.
L: Can't. Not as a Warden who is… with another Warden.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
M: Not that I'm aware of.
L: I'd have words with them if you did.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
M: Have you met Flemeth?
L: Asha'belannar.
22.) What color is your hair?
M: Um… reddish? Blondish? Both?
L: Auburn. Mine is, anyway. I can't figure out Malcolm's. Or Alistair's, for that matter, but I know I'm not the only one.
23.) Eyes?
M: Dark blue.
L: Light green.
24.) What do you usually wear?
M: Armor. For the past couple of years, anyway. The better to not be eaten by dragons with.
L: Same, only with less dragons and more darkspawn.
25.) What's your religion?
M: I suppose I'm technically Andrastian, but I don't buy into that whole 'mages are evil' thing the Chantry likes to spout. During the Blight, I even came across a book that theorized Andraste was a powerful mage. I knew from the scorch marks on the outside that it'd be a good read.
L: I believe in the Creators, for the most part. The Andrastian Chantry has some… issues.
M: More than some.
L: I was being nice.
M: Since when?
L: You know, times like these, I'm not sure why I bother.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
M: Yes. We've got people to find.
L: A little. Your questions were more deep than I originally thought.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
M: I wish I had the ability to shoot lightning right now.
L: I do have the ability—
M: No, no, don't do any zapping. If you do, I'm sure there's paperwork we'd have to fill out and that'd take longer than just sitting through whatever's left.
L: Well, the offer's still on the table.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
M: On horseback.
L: Everywhere.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
M: I can't possibly answer that with a straight face.
L: I'm surprised you even know what class is.
M: That's what my foster mother always said. I think she would've liked you.
L: Fergus told me the same thing.
30.) How many friends do you have?
M: We're supposed to be counting?
L: Enough.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
M: I'd like to not be a Theirin. That would be awesome.
L: I'd like to not be able to shoot lightning or anything else to do with magic. My people, the Dalish, always said that it was a gift, but… so far I've yet to see that in my life.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
M: It needs to be eaten, that's what. Have you got any?
L: You aren't going to deprive us of pie, are you? That would be really mean.
33.) All right, what's your favorite food?
M: Well, all I can think about is pie right now.
L: You know what would be fantastic? Apple pie.
34.) Favourite drink?
M: Highever ale. Wait, no, whatever ale that Alistair had after his wedding.
L: I think that was Highever ale, actually.
M: Was it? I don't remember.
L: I'm surprised you remember anything from that night.
M: I wasn't that far gone. Just pleasantly buzzed, and a bit warm. Also, that was the night your puppy ate my necklace.
L: You shouldn't have been on the floor and within her reach in the first place.
M: But that rug was so soft. It was almost sinful, really.
35.) What is your favourite place?
M: Bluff overlooking Highever's harbor.
L: *rolls eyes* You would pick that.
M: Of course I would. What's yours, then?
L: Possibly the same place.
36.) Least favourite?
M: The Fade.
L: The Beyond.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
L: Are you still wanting to get hit by lightning?
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
M: I want you to remember that this was your idea.
L: I want you to remember what I said we'd do after if you mostly behaved.
39.) Well, it's over.
M: Good. Awkwardness over.
L: For the next five minutes, anyway. If you're lucky.
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"You keep that up and someone is going to accuse you of blood magic." A young man plops down in the next chair, crossing his arms over his chest.
"You mean like you did to mother when you spied her in the privy when you were little?" She laughs and shakes her head at her brother's embarrassment. "Just pipe down. And do concentrate on the words, Carver. I know how easily distracted you are by shiny things."
1.) What's your name?
M: Melisse Hawke. This is Carver. Don't mine the glower, he's got permanent PMS.
C: I do not!
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
M: Because Malcom was my dad's name and Leandra would have been too confusing. Especially in the bedroom.
C: Ugh! You are sick, you know that?
M: What? Mom found it amusing.
C: Yea... kind of like a retarded kitten.
3. Are you single or taken?
M: Hmm... I would like to be taken.
C: Oh, no... Mum hates that elf, you know that?
M: Mother hasn't seen 'that elf' naked, has she?
C: No! I will not listen to this! *Stuffs his fingers in his ears and hums*
M: When he glows, you can see EVERYTHING! Glorious!!
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
M: I'm a Mage. Got a problem with it, take it up with your Maker. Otherwise, bugger off.
C: You aught to have seen what happened when father took her hunting with us.
M: Bet that was the best damn deer you ever ate! All you had to do was peel off the skin and tuck in.
C: After we hid from the Templars and the villagers carrying pitchforks. And their dogs.
M: Spoil sport.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
M: That's Carver.
C: What! I wasn't the favorite mageling of the family!
M: You really didn't see how father doted on you? How he defended you when you used to get into fights with the boys down the way? You must have hit your head somewhere.
C: *Glowers*
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
M: With or with out magic?
C: She would win.
M: Oh! Confidence in me from you, dear brother?
C: You would use that knife to castrate him then tie him up with his own entrails.
M: *Sniff* You say the nicest things!
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
M: Mom, this toad stool *pokes Carver*, Gamlen if you don't count the mould growing in his hair and a cousin in the Circle in Ferelden.
C: Toad stool? I would have at least hoped for 'dung heap' or 'crotch sneeze'.
M: That would have offended Athenril.
C: Duly noted. Wait...
8.) Oh? How about pets?
M: Ser Poops-a-lot
C: Why did father let you name him?
M: Because you tried to name him 'Leg humper'.
C: *Grumbles* Would have been closer to the truth.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
M: Whiny little brothers.
C: Butch sisters.
M: Boys who scream like a little bitch when someone hits them in the ass with an arrow.
C: That was you, remember?
M: Oh, yea...
10.) Something that you do like?
M: Tossing fools around who think they can stick a knife in my back, then roasting their asses with lightening.
C: When we can afford good food that hasn't turned.
M: Have to second that one.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
M: Fenris.
C: Ugh! What is it you see in him?
M: You'll understand when you grow up. *Pats Carver's head*
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
M: You mean other than stabbing, roasting, exploding, crushing, slicing and dicing, and then serving their asses to the gulls? No, never.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
M: That's like asking me if I breathe.
14.)What kind of animal are you?
M: The hungry kind.
C: So that's what happened to all those thugs...
15.) Your worst habits
C: She's bitchy, easily angered and picks the weirdest friends.
M: He whines, complains and grouses at everything and tried to compete with me even though he was the apple of father's eye.
C: I was not!
M: Remember that letter we got from that mage at the Gallows? Yea... total favorite. You're just too busy bitching to see it.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
M: Father. And Anders.
C: Anders?! But... he's possessed! And... Fenris hates him. What the hell am I doing hating Fenris for? I need to bring that man a bottle of brandy! He's got better taste than you!
M: Just imagine... If I can get those two to put aside their differences and work together.
C: When did you go all magnanimous?
M: Imagine all the fun we could have! In my bedroom! Oh the possibilities.
C: False alarm. And here I was worried you were thinking of others first.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
M: I fall in love with the whole package, serrah, not just 'the package'. Although... I do like getting presents.
C: Maker... I am never going to scrub that image from my mind.
18.)Do you go to school?
M: Nope.
C: We can tell, you know.
M: Nether did you.
C: And yet I still know which end of a sword to stick in someone.
M: That a euphemism for something, Carver?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
C: What the hell did Thedas ever do to deserve that? Imagine her spawn! We would all be wishing for a Blight just to lessen the carnage!
M: And we will all take over the world. * Maniacal laughter*
C: I was kidding, you know.
M: Stop talking. Planning world domination.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
M: Adoring fans are good. They're good as a shield while you're running.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
M: Templars... and demons.
22.)What colour is your hair?
M: *Examines her hair*
C: Orange... That's what it is.
M: I guess it's a good thing you didn't get father's hair then. It would have looked stupid on you.
C: Keep telling yourself that.
23.) Eyes?
M: Two.
24.) What do you usually wear?
M: Clothes. Imagine the scandal if I went about my business naked? Though, I might get a better price at the markets.
25.)What's your religion?
M: The one that tells me that I am an evil, bad, dangerous person for even existing and should quit life at the nearest opportunity? Nope.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
M: It's either this or killing thugs for coppers.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
M: I can easily make if over.
C: Not again! I hate the smell when you fry people. The last time they exploded, I couldn't get the smell out of my clothes for weeks!
M: Pussy.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
M: Kirkwall. The city of fetishists... er I mean chains. We're right next to the Alinage. So, two fetishes in one!
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
M: Class? What's that?
C: *Snorts*
30.) How many friends do you have?
M: Not many. But I would rather have a few good friends that a lot of so-so friends who fetch Templars when I keep their asses from dying.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
M: I would be a super powerful bloodmage with all the powers of the Fade at my command! I would be a snappy dresser, too!
C: You're kidding, right?
M: Absolutely not! Have you seen what those Tiventer mages were wearing? If they hadn't exploded in their clothes I would have stripped them right there and had a whole new wardrobe!
C: Yea... blood does tend to stain silk. * Rolls his eyes*
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
M: After a year of scrounging bits of half eaten crap... any pie sounds delicious.
C: I have to agree with you there, sister.
M: Mud pie for dinner, then.
C: Why do you torment me, so!
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food?
C: Be serious, this time!
M: I am serious! The Blooming Rose has a dessert made with chocolate they call Mud Pie! Which is incidentally my absolute favorite food.
34.) Favourite drink?
M: Whiskey.
C: Mother hate's it when you drink.
M: Mother hate's me anyway, so what's a little liquor?
35.) What is your favourite place?
M: Anywhere other than Kirkwall.
36.) Least favourite?
M: Darktown.
C: But you're apostate eye candy is down there.
M: Just because the silk is wrapped in mouldy cheese cloth doesn't mean I have to wear it, too.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
M: There are other ways of ending this that doesn't result in an exploding corpse.
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
M: Carver is a bitch.
C: I learned from the best, sister.
39.) Well, it's over.
M: Good. I have a busy day of...
C: Humping Fenris' leg? Flirting with the Fade Spirit that could kill you a thousand times over?
M: We'd better get started, then!
If the Wardens are coming out to play Sif wants to join in, too.
Sif Brosca
Drops into chair, pulling legs up under herself. Muttering “hey,” she pulls a skin from her pack and takes a drink.
1.) What's your name?
Sifhildr Brosca. Call me Sif. Please.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Because my mother’s a drunk bitch? That’s always been my guess.
3. Are you single or taken?
Single, I guess. I used to have someone in Orzammar but… *makes face* I think even then I was single.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I’m very good at killing things. Is that an ability?
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
Ancestor’s beards, I wish that was my name. Sif. Hildr. Ugh.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Wrestling? Heh. Don’t think that can beat a dagger through the ribs.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
I’ve got a sister, Rica. Our mother is… did I mention she’s a drunken bitch? Since she really is. I may have a father somewhere. He left for the surface years ago, but I don’t know if he’s still alive.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
I got this dog at Ostagar. He seems kinda sad to me. I named him Nug but I don’t think he likes it.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Rain. That’s just screwed up, water dumping on your head.
10.) Something that you do like?
Smells better here than in Dust Town. Food can be better, sometimes. If we don’t let Alistair cook.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Can ‘killing things’ be a hobby? I… *drops voice, blushes* I like to sew. I made my own armor, actually. Please don’t tell anyone.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I was a thug. What do you think?
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
Why? Want to get added to the list? Asshole. It’s not like I’m proud of it or something.
14.)What kind of animal are you?
…
*giggles*
Nug.
But Rica would probably say Deepstalker.
15.) Your worst habits
I guess it involved sleeping with someone who didn’t like me like that. But that doesn’t happen anymore. So… nothing. Can I say nothing? Alistair said looting dead bodies is a bad habit, but I think he’s being silly. Looting is just… common sense. Everyone in Dust Town knows that.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
That Duncan was something else. Everyone did what he said, but he didn’t act like some kind of noble asshole holding it over people. He really saved my ass, too.
I feel bad about what happened.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
I like guys. Mostly jerks, if you want to get really specific.
18.)Do you go to school?
No.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Maybe. It isn’t really something I think about, you know? Couldn’t get married in Orzammar, ‘cause of the brand. Up here I’ve kind of got a lot going on. No time to meet someone, and everyone I do meet is either nugshit insane or tries to kill me. Or Alistair, and I get the feeling he wouldn’t like me so much even as a friend if he knew more about me.
The surface is really screwed up.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
That sort of thing is probably expensive.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
I used to be afraid of my mother. I’m stronger than her now, though. Bitch found that out the hard way.
22.)What colour is your hair?
Red
23.) Eyes?
Hazel
24.) What do you usually wear?
Armor. People stab me a lot, it’s just easier to leave it on.
25.)What's your religion?
For fuck’s sake… I’m a dwarf. We don’t have a religion. Revering ancestors doesn’t mean we worship them. And I don’t even revere mine. They were probably all a bunch of killers and thieves and stuff. Like me.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
It’s warmer here than outside. No one ever told me how cold the surface was. I would have brought a jacket. If I owned a jacket.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
I… kinda figured that bit out already. I’m not stupid, you know.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Nowhere? I live in a tent. It’s white. I drew pictures on the side.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
*taps cheek* Go fuck yourself. *pauses* Actually. I’m a Grey Warden. So I think you have to be nice to me and stuff. Call me Ser, all that.
30.) How many friends do you have?
I had friends in Dust Town. I guess Alistair’s my friend now. Don’t think he’s quite my salrocha or anything, though. I don’t have one anymore. I’m pissed at him, though. There was this shit in Redcliffe and… we got in a big fight. I don’t care, though. I did the right thing.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I used to want to be pretty like Rica. I guess I’m not bad, but when we were together I might as well have been a nug walking next to her. Guys would just stop and stare at her.
Didn’t do her a lot of good, though… I’d rather be just all right looking and me than pretty and forced to be a whore. She wasn’t happy. Not like I’m all that happy, either, but… well… it’s different.
Used to wish we were merchant, or smith, or even fucking servant caste. Warrior… well, who am I kidding? I don’t think that thing matters for me anymore, though.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Duncan bought me pie once. It was good!
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food?
I miss nug. With extra sauce. You can’t get it up here. We had it once on bread, like sandwiches. Best thing I’d ever eaten.
34.) Favourite drink?
Surface ale is sodding fantastic. I never knew it could be so good!
35.) What is your favourite place?
That bridge at Ostagar? I don’t know… I stood there, and it was like the whole world was spread out. Really something else. It kinda reminded me of looking down on Orzammar from the Diamond Quarter.
36.) Least favourite?
Dust Town. Oh, and Redcliffe Castle? Fuck that place. Seriously.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Did you run out of questions? You could start asking me about my shoes. I made them!
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
Is anyone here normal?
Good to know it isn’t just me, then.
39.) Well, it's over.
All right. *slyly grabs interviewer’s wallet, beams* You have a nice day!