Haven't done one of these in a few weeks! (Post 1 of 2)

[twist_shimmy]

It's time for another WTF screenshots post! This time with videos! :D

Before we get started, here's a short video of Jessa and Jethann scarring Bethany for life. (The music is what I was listening to when I hit record rather than something I chose to, uh. Set the mood.) Oh, and for the record, never listen to the ambiance in the Blooming Rose via headphones. I don't want to know how much that man had to pay to get the service that made him make those noises. ._.

...You're thinking about loading your game and listening, aren't you. Goddamnit. It's not going to be my faaaaault.


Okay. Next up we have various screenshots. A while back nagia asked me to track down my glitched Oghren screenshots, and I finally did. Basically Faolan walked into Blackmarsh, looked up, and found Oghren 1) stuck on top of a rock, and 2) impaled by a treebranch. Observe! (All of these can be clicked through for large.)






Next up, we have HUG TIME WITH CAUTHRIEN.




And DOUBLE EXPRESSION FAIL.




And for the final DAO screenshot, we have... *sighs* It just makes me die of laughter. Look at the subtitle, and then their faces, and then the dog. This is the only time Adhara has ever looked even REMOTELY PLEASANT.




Varric has lost his eyes. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNODWARF.




Cirque du Soliel does Thedas!




Sure, Varric. Drink like a proper lady while the dragon prepares to step on you. .




I call this false advertising.




I don't even know how to explain this one. Bartrand killed Anders, and then Alyse sheathed her knives and just stood there and watched Anders bleed for a few seconds. "Oh, the healer's dead! We're reloading right? Right? ... Blast it!"




FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.





Taken seconds after the showdown with Orsino and Company.



....No, Isabela, Nothing interesting going on around town. Just, oh, the beginning of the sodding APOCALPSE. FFFFFFFS.


I also have some videos to post, but for the sake of sanity will relegate them to a different post. This is getting long.

Comments

[andorin]

Time to make a community:put_down_the_coffee tag? (For those of us who are too stupid to see da_lolz as a warning ) My laptop almost had an accident. :D

Otherwise, just *rofl*

Between Anoras puppy-eyes, Oghrens tree-climbing, Varrics pinky, acrobats with lyrium-glow and the "steel latch" I laugh so hard that... well, lets just say that hubby is eyeing me quite suspiciously right now.

[twist_shimmy]

Hmmm. Time to preemptively label this post put the drink down, OYD. I can tell. XD


Between Anoras puppy-eyes, Oghrens tree-climbing, Varrics pinky, acrobats with lyrium-glow and the "steel latch" I laugh so hard that... well, lets just say that hubby is eyeing me quite suspiciously right now.

Varric's pinky is probably my favorite thing in this entire post besides that little handflick Jethann does when Bethany gets grossed out. :D

[ouyangdan]

Fuuuuuuuck. You saw me coming. >XD

Somehow, I held on past "steel latch", but (and this has to say something odd about me), bleeding Anders just put me right over today.

....No, Isabela, Nothing interesting going on around town.

She said this while Bethany was still crying in the corner about Orsino. The rest of the party was a little whip-lashed by the emotional to and fro...

[inquartata]

Ahahahahaha. The music. Hahahahaha. My sister is now inquiring as to what I'm laughing at. (I'm at her house this weekend. She is not a gamer. This is awkward.) Yet, hilarious.

[twist_shimmy]

That's why I left it in. At the time I thought nothing of it, but when I was making the vid I sat there and went "...this sounds like a porno. PERFECT! :D"

[brynna]

*grabs tissue* There are tears running down my face cuz I'm laughing so HARD! I love these ss posts!

[ashstoner_021]

Holy god I wasn't expecting to guffaw out loud until I got to the one of Wynne and Anora XD There needs to be some kind of random dialogue to go with that, but its far too early in the morning to think of it lol.

[solitae]

*dies dead* I can't breathe I'm laughing so far. The boy has come over twice to see what's so damned funny XD

Varric's pinky is just too awesome. And the dog's smile. That's just terrifyingly wonderful(I remember you talking about that..yay for getting to see it!).

Also, the Meredith one, all I could think of was "Be heeeeeeaaaaled in the name of the Maker!"

[nagia]

Oh my god. Oh my god you're right. She's not pissed off, she's just trying to help you get rid of your foul disease of disagreeing-with-Meredith

[lina]

Wynne and Anora must be reacting to Dog's love time with Ser Cauthrien. :o

[ouyangdan]

OMCEILING CAT THIS ICON I LOVE!

^^d

[lina]

IT HAD TO BE DONE

Re: ^^d

[ouyangdan]

I very very much agree! XD

[dragonreine]

Oh god it's the middle of the night and I should be sleeping BUT THIS IS TOO FUNNY, GODDAMMIT SHIMMY.

And I went and bloody listened to the ambient noise too. Goddamnit.

[twist_shimmy]

....crap. *adds the goddamnit tag* XD

[withoutportals]

Oh god I can't pick a favorite. xDD I'm kind of leaning towards MEREDITH FACEGRAB though.

[twist_shimmy]

Eventually I will icon it. :3 I'm just waiting for a few more people to finish Act 3. :D

[rhiyah]

goddammit shimmy!

*wipes eyes and nose*

My hubby is like... what is da funnies? And I said NO! Spoilers you don't want them. And he cried cause he was left out of the jokes. Neener.

[nagia]

I am giggling so hard right now. Also possibly clapping like a trained seal. Between Oghren (YAY FINALLY THE OGRHEN SCREENCAP /collapses into giggles) and Isabela not finding the fucking beginning of the End OF EVERYTHING "interesting", and glowing elven acrobats...

My dogs must think I've gone crazy.

[twist_shimmy]

It took me forever to find those fucking screenshots. They were buried in an unsorted folder with over 1k others. >>

Most of them have been deleted.

[nagia]

H-holy crap.

God, that must have taken forever. Can't say I blame you for deleting them.

[twist_shimmy]

That's how it goes. Take eighty, keep ten. Take forty, keep one. The problem occurs when you stop sorting them when you're done gaming and let them rot in a folder for a while. XD

[nagia]

Haha, I know your pain. I used to have them sorted by character, but I haven't even bothered with that recently. I have at least 800 unsorted right now.

And that's just the main computer -- playing DA2 on the auxiliary computer at the moment and I don't even want to count how many screenshots I haven't sorted at all.

[visser]

hahah oh shimmy this is why I miss my net so badly D:

Midnight talks with funny screenshot exchanges!

(stealing net from mcdonalds' atm)

[twist_shimmy]

You need to get back on the fucking internet so we can talk at work. I work from 8PM-4AM. AND YOU ARE NOT ONLIIIIINE. D:

[visser]

2 more days, bb! Two more days!

Then I'll have someone to giggle with about this damn twitter/formspring thing!