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hold on, I have a screenshot for that ([personal profile] twist_shimmy) wrote in [community profile] peopleofthedas2011-03-07 09:10 am

D:


...WHAT JUST HAPPENED?


So I've had Leliana stealth romance me countless times. In fact, it's what she's good at, but right now I am staring at Alistair's character screen and going D:

Adhara was just stealth romanced by Alistair. Tesni has been sneak!kissed by him countless times and it has always ended badly, but this Alistair appears to be an emotional masochist, because when she told him she wasn't interested he a) approved, and b) decided they're a couple anyway. My poor stuffy Dalish is hiding in a corner, clutching a rose she didn't want, going  ಠ_ಠ. Every time she tries to talk to him he goes "yeeeeees?" and her options are "Let's bone!" or "Let's break up!"

"But I just let him down!" she says. "I don't even know why he gave me the rose! I threatened to kill him!"

Knowing my luck she'll break up with him again and he'll fall from "care" to "love." AUGH.


Has this happened to anyone else? Share your fun/traumatic Alistair sneak romance stories.



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Re: So I've just been lurking here...

[personal profile] darknessgryphon 2011-03-10 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
D: Now that's just a criminal delay.

I'm starting to think there's just something about the elves for the LIs. I know it's easy to get ninjamanced by Leliana, but I had nearly as bad of a problem with her as with Morrigan for Theron. The poor bewildered elf couldn't shake them no matter how many times he tried to tell them that he didn't want any part of them, they kept trying harder.

I haven't had this happen with any of my human wardens, and was never able to start a romance with Leliana with either my male or female Cousland. I never managed to play another elf through far enough to see if they've had the same problem.

Perhaps it's Alistair's possible elf-blood that's begun to express itself in a horribly destructive manner. Or Morrigan's voodoo. He wants to stop, but he just can't get away.