DA LOLZ - True Story

[1smut_princess]

Reason #459002 why PoT is great.
So my husband is in the military, and called me today when he was on break. The followin' conversation went like this:

Hub: "So whatcha doin' honey?"
Me: "Just some PoT."
Hub: "....."
Hub: "....Baby... this is a work phone. Try and like.. not say things like that... for my sanity's sake. I mean, I'm okay with it if that's what you're doing, just... don't drive anywhere! And please tell me you're at a friends house or somethin'?"
Me: "Huh?"
Hub: "Oh man, how much did you do?"
Me: "Um... I think we... may not be on the same page honey."
Hub: "What?"
Me: "I'm on People of Thedas.. you know. That place. PoT."
Hub: "Oh dear god don't scare the piss outta me like that!"

Comments

[twist_shimmy]

*headdesk* And this is why I ones jokingly suggested we all refer to ourselves as "smokers."

[1smut_princess]

That would be flippin' awesome! I do so believe that that is now what we shall be dubbed! YES! Punnage and tonuge-and-cheek LIVE! LIVE I SAY!!!!!

[twist_shimmy]

[1smut_princess]

:giggle: I have that effect on people.....:whistles innocently:

[andorin]

First time evah that I'd be calling myself a smoker. It sounds like fun.
(Okay, so I had a glass of wine or three for dinner. Everything sounds like fun right now.)

[telesilla]

*snorts* That's hilarious!

Of course, if my honey called me and I said I was on PoT, she'd know exactly what I meant.

[1smut_princess]

Well theoretically Phill should know better.... For starters I get nauseous when I smoke, um, oh no wait... :cough:
I mean for starters, he's semi-active on here himself..... But when he works his IQ goes down to grunt level.

[scarylady]

*looks startled* You mean we have testosterone on the comm? Gosh, how... unusual.

[1smut_princess]

Well he does read stuff... lots of stuff. Usually I just plunk things in front of him and he reads it. Must expand his fragile little mind....

[twist_shimmy]

We actually do, they just lurk. *glares about*

[andorin]

We do! My hubby is getting some very naughty ideas from your SS, just so you know. He just lurks and lets me point him to the more interesting fics.

[scarylady]

I am awed by the open-mindedness of your blokie. My husband snatches new T&S chapters out of my hand, but won't go anywhere near my slash fics.

[andorin]

I think he enjoys slash almost as much as I do, and he's more open-minded when it comes to other practices. I guess I'm the one in need of corrupting here. :-)

[1smut_princess]

:flings corrupting thoughts at you: AUTOCORRUPT GO!

[elysium_fic]

*snorfle*

[1smut_princess]

My sentiments exactly. And he knows I'm gonna tease his cute tushy 'bout it for days. Sometimes I wonder if he does these things just to amuse me...

[zevgirl]

Hahahahahaaa! One of my kids ran to my husband New Year's Eve and asked why mommy was reading "Ain't No Party Like a PoT Party" and what that meant exactly (she's 9).

[1smut_princess]

:snort:Ohhh yeaaah.... Gotta love kids... Though frankly when I was nine I woulda been on this forum if interwebs had been easy access to kiddies 19yrs ago....

[twist_shimmy]

Oh no I am SO sorry. D:

[zevgirl]

No! It was really funny. I told her it was about cooking stuff in pots for a party. :)

[1smut_princess]

:flail: And she bought it? :giggles:

[twist_shimmy]

A couple of years from now she's going to be sitting in a D.A.R.E. class and go ".....waaaaaaait a minute!"

[zevgirl]

Just like her mom.

[1smut_princess]

Eh it's better than my step-dad tellin' me that what he was smokin' was just 'funny stuff' and 'nothin' to worry 'bout'. And that the bong was a pencil holder. For an accountant he was pretty laid back.... Needless to say.

It wasn't until years later that I realized why I would always get sleepy when crawlin' into bed. My sheets had been used to dry his 'funny stuff' out over screens.... Even today, when I smell lavender and basil together I still get sleepy. MmmGainesville Green makes me think of tiny little houses, with cozy four layers of mattresses (I am so the Princess and the Pea) with basil/lavender/weed smellin' sheets.

Y'know? That might explain some things....

[twist_shimmy]

My mom was very open about it. "Don't get near me when I'm smoking this, honey. It's a drug and it's bad for you."

"Then why are you smoking it?"

"Because I don't have an adult to tell me better."

Made perfect sense at the time.