Tea with Bethany

[zute]

People ask me why I don't write about Dragon Age 2, this story sums it up.
Warning: Contains satire and mature themes. 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8174119/1/Tea_with_Bethany  

Comments

[sakuratea]

I loved DA2...
...and I loved that story more than anything. Hot wardens for all!

[silvermoonshade]

I agree da2 was horrible for romances... and also your story had me giggling. When I first saw the title, I hoped it wasn't going to be something incest-y (so so glad it wasn't!) I enjoyed your story!

[zute]

Oh goodness, no! No incest... Not that I've never dealt with such *cough, cough Couslands* a subject before.

Truthfully, the title came to me before I figured out exactly how the story would go. I figured I would have them go someplace they probably should never go, not unless they're being forced to by their mom, but she's dead. So it's a sort of tribute, even if Mom would be completely shocked by their manners.

I just had a story to tell about how broken and unappealing I found the love interests. Maybe Bran... he was kind of cute, but then he shows up dating a tranny in the DLC. *cries*

[silvermoonshade]

I cracked up when I saw Bran with Serendipity ( I think that was his/her name).
I've stumbled across some stuff unintentionally geared towards Hawke!XBethany while looking for fics either from Bethany's point of view or about Bethany. And they have made me take a few steps back.
Like I said though, I really enjoyed your story. It had a believable appeal for me (especially with my f!hawke rogue who basically tried to get into everyone's pants)

[zevgirl]

LOL! For some reason, I didn't see this thread. Bran....

[sarasa_cat]

Hahaha! Your story perfectly sums up my thoughts on DA2's romances. Much enjoyed!

(although my Marian Hawke didn't even get the chance to have sex with Isabela after turning Anders and Fenris down.)