peopleofthedas | Somewhere under the Frostbacks

I meant to share this a while back, but forgot!

Anyway, my guy and I were out grocery shopping, and as you all know, grocery shopping is the perfect time for utterly random ideas.

Me: Hmmm, what kind of rice do we want?
Him: You know someone should rewrite "Somewhere over the Rainbow" with lyrics about Orzammar.
Me: Lalala, rice-What??
Him: There's a line where "Orzammar" would fit much better than whatever it is they say.
Me: ... You're right!

And thus, we worked together to create this:

To the tune of Somewhere over the Rainbow
Original lyrics here.

Somewhere under the Frostbacks

Somewhere under the Frostbacks
‘neath the ground,
There’s a land that I heard of
Once in a market town.

Somewhere under the Frostbacks
caves are deep,
And the ‘spawn that have somehow spawned
make it hard to sleep.

For now I wake up under stars
Far away from Orzammar’s
lava sea.
Where vendors sell lyrium pops
and magma flows between the rocks
That’s where I should be.

Somewhere under the Frostbacks,
Nuggets lie.
Nugs lie under the Frostbacks
Why then, oh why can’t I?

If happy little nuggets lie,
Beneath the Frostbacks
Why, oh why can’t I?