2 Fic Requests Prompted from a Meme

[morwen_eledhwen]

So I was playing a meme game on deviantART (link to meme post here) in which the player blindly writes down 12 DA character names, numbered 1 through 12, and then has to plug those names into a series of pairing questions (at which the player can look ONLY AFTER writing down the names --no fair going back and changing them!). So for example, one of the questions was "Would #2 and #6 make a good couple?" And my #2 and #6 were Isabela and Cauthrien, so my answer was "One badass couple indeed." Etc. But there were two other pairings that really sparked the interest of both myself and the OP of this meme, except we have too much on our plates and are n00bs at slash/crack so we humbly request you, the People of Thedas, to assist us in answering these two burning questions:

A. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted #4 (Alistair) to deflower #1 (Cullen)?

B. Would #11 (Zevran) shag #9 (Anora)? Drunk or sober?

Please help us. Actually, neither the meme OP nor I can believe that there isn't already Alistair/Cullen slash out there, but if there is, it isn't tagged properly, because I can't find it. Cookies and blessings and whatever we can reciprocate if you can right this wrong, and/or think of something appropriately delicious for Zev/Anora.

And oh yeah, feel free to tackle Cauthrien/Isabela too --if you dare. :)