DA:O meets DA2 - BANTER CHALLENGE

[miri1984]

I was talking with Amhran_Comrac about how much we love Oghren (it's an addiction) and it came up that if he had been in DA2 there would have been some pretty priceless banters. This led to speculation about what he would call Fenris (we decided on "Glowdick") and then I thought it might be fun to write some DA:O/DA2 Banter. So here's what I've come up with so far:

Fenris: Your axe swings are too wide, dwarf.
Oghren: Hur Hur. Wide.
Fenris: I was not making innuendo. They interfere with my flanking strikes.
Oghren: Hur Hur. Flanking.
Fenris: I mean it, dwarf. If you swing that way again during battle you're likely to get your head cut off.
Oghren: ....
Anders: ....
Hawke: ....
Fenris: *sigh*
Oghren: Keep trying, glowdick.

Oghren: So if you lick him does it restore your mana?
Anders: What?
Oghren: Glowdick. He's got lyrium under his skin right? So....
Fenris: Finish that sentence and your chest cavity will be missing several organs, Oghren.
Oghren: Sure fine. But if we run out of potions during the next battle I'm totally telling Sparklefingers to get his tongue out.
Anders: Eewww.
Fenris: I can see why the Hero of Ferelden ran away.
Oghren: *to Anders* You know you _want_ to.
Anders: I'll help him kill you, Oghren.

Anyone else got some ideas? Leliana/Isabela? Shale/Varric? Morrigan/Merrill? Carver/Zevran? The potential for deliciousness is never ending :D.