I don't even...what?

[darkrose]

I'm playing my Mage!Hawke again, and I just recruited Fenris. After choosing my party of Hawke's Boy Band (Varric, Anders, and Fenris), I got this:

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[twist_shimmy]

Fenris just wanted to meet Justice. Either that, or his years-long desire to wear Anders's skin like a catsuit has finally been realized.

[solitae]

Little known fact: Fenris actually is another incarnation of Justice! Anders is spawning elves from his chest so Justice can take over Thedas.

[darkrose]

...that's just WRONG.

[ouyangdan]

I knew if they just got close enough they would learn to appreciate one another!

[ashfae]

...I'm more, er, intrigued by the direction Fenris is looking. See something you like down there, wolf boy?

[scarylady]

It's Zaphod Andersbrox. A very froody dude.

[hostilemakeover]

As I choke on my coffee, I will curse your brilliance. <3

[scarylady]

thankyou, thankyou...

[darkrose]

You know, that big book of Cassandra's really should have DON'T PANIC written on the front.

[scarylady]

An excellent notion *nods approvingly*

You're back! I've been twitching all day, waiting for your next update.

[braigwen]

Double the fun, double the angst! Does this mean I can has my threesome now?

[darkrose]

Man, that would be a giant sucking vortex of Emo.

[biffmclaughlin]

Ooh yes please, I'll have a Fenanderis Sandwich, thank you!