I have a present for you, darlings.

[twist_shimmy]

So there's this thing I noticed: every other post on my journal, in this comm, or conversation via e-mail and IM has some iteration of "GODDAMNIT, ______!" occur when the discussion turns to DA2. Maybe you took Anders along on Fenris' personal quest, or Isabela on Aveline's, and the dialogue got dirty. Maybe it's the end of Act 2 and you just. Can't. Take it anymore.

I've created an icon set to capture that spirit. Sometimes depressing, sometimes headdesky, and occasionally worth ROFLing about? Damn right.

Included is a bonus for visser , scarylady , and anyone else I've traumatized recently. >:D

 

 

1-5


6-10


11-15


16-20


21-25





::EDIT:: Made a few more for those who asked. Still working on a "Kirkwall in Flames" one.


See one you wanna use? Feel free, just be awesome and credit me.

Have an idea for another to add to the set/want slightly altered text (ex: Damnit instead of Goddamnit), or a blank base? Let me know and I'll see what I can do!
 

Comments

[zillah975]

OHGOD. "Shut up, Fenris." Thank you so much for this!!

Snagging 1 and 16. :)

[dalishstorm]

Please to have a "Shut up, Anders (while your organs are still internal)" Because Anders apparently has no sense of self-preservation when it comes to taunting Fenris at extremely inappropriate times.

[aithne]

oh, gods, so am I. *swipes*

[lenna_nightrunner]

Wine bottle. WINE BOTTLE.

(Icon is along the lines of yours)

I'm terrified I'll have a brief tonight and won't have time to let Fenris's pretty face cheer me up. Maybe I'll finish it in time to have his pretty face to cheer me up afterward.

I can't get enough of him.

[ouyangdan]

HA! HA!

Bwahahaha!

I just finished the game and needed that so much. The only thing missing is a "Kirkwall is burning" icon of some sort, because that is how I like to picture we left shit in our wake. I think I will go try to start that as a Twitter trending topic.

I don't know how I will decide! YOU LOVE US!

[hostilemakeover]

You are not alone, and that is.. brilliant.

[scarylady]

Misery loves company :)

[darkrose]

You don't see much of him, but I'd still love a mod to give him a less heinous hairstyle. Because....damn.

[twist_shimmy]

But... what if they get hungry? Wouldn't someone eat a licorice whip and then be weaponless? D:

[christmasinjuly]

OH MY GOD #19 I CAN'T

JESUS HOSE ME DOWN

[christmasinjuly]

I am weeping at this improvement

[zevgirl]

Sebastian has something he can whip out in a pinch...

[twist_shimmy]

Yeah, except he wouldn't. :3 Not even if Hawke asked nicely.

[twist_shimmy]

Ohgod. Honey. I was cackling MADLY while I made that and now it's never going to go awayyyyyyy.

>:D

[twist_shimmy]

I wish we'd had the option to shoot her in the face. I will not lie.

[twist_shimmy]

On it. :D I had a blank that needed text!

[twist_shimmy]

Hmmmmm. "Take THAT, Kirkwall."

I wonder if I have a base for that.

(Also, "Goddamnit, Justice" does not count as the icon I'm making for you. Even if I had you in mind when I added the text. XD)

[twist_shimmy]

*giggles* You doing okay over there? Please don't die because of Fenris. :( He wants you alive so he can brood at you.

[twist_shimmy]

You're mad, you know that right?

We're all mad here. :3

[christmasinjuly]

a;lskghas;lgh hahaha, I just can't. He's always drunk and I'm always hitting on him when he's drunk. I WOULD LOVE YOU IF YOU WERE EVER SOBER TOO, BOO. I love him. Brood at me more, O Gravelly McRasperton.

[twist_shimmy]

This has me laughing harder than I can adequately explain. <3

[christmasinjuly]

Have you heard the banter where Aveline tries to tell him to wear some decent clothes instead of skulking about Hightown in full plate and he just sort of pouts about how the lyrium lines on his flesh show through clothing so he'd look weird no matter what he wore?

JESUS HOSE ME DOWN.

fenris is a giant, walking HOSE ME DOWN, O LORD

/rambling, lusty comment is apropos of nothing but my burning loins

say my name, bitch.

[twist_shimmy]

"Hey, Fenris?"
"Hawke."
"What just flew by over there?"
"Hawk."
"I thought it was a shoe."
"....Hawke."
"Sorry, I just never get tired of hearing it."
"I.. am missing something, aren't I."
"Oh, you have no idea."

[twist_shimmy]

Yes! Except for me it was Varric and Varric got all... introspective and ended the conversation with "that's.... kind of cool, actually."

THINGS THAT WILL BE MAKING IT INTO FIC.

[christmasinjuly]

I am trembling with anticipation. (Varric, Fenris and Aveline have such sweet, cute banter as a party. Whenever I'd switch over to Merril, Anders, and Fenris for a lark, it was like mood whiplash!)