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[darkrose]

"Hello, Seeker"

From this thread on the LJ DA2 kmeme.

Comments

[scarylady]

I'm feeling that your icon requires a picture of Varric and Leliana...

[nagia]

Perhaps, but it's always been a 'Hawke and Varric' song for me! Also, Varric and Leliana in the same room? I suspect there's a reason they chose Cassandra as the Seeker... ♥

[scarylady]

Because Leliana would have put his chest hair in a jar? And what a fabulous cutscene that would have been :D

[nagia]

Oh god. CANNOT UNSEE.

[sleepyowlet]

She'd totally steal Isabela's ship in a bottle, empty out the ship, and store the wax strips in there so she can look at them anytime she wants...

[scarylady]

OK, now I can't unsee, either.

[sleepyowlet]

I bet that was how Cassandra got him to talk. "Either you tell me the truth, or I'll let Leliana have your chest-hair."
Leliana gleefully wriggled the strips of sturdy cloth she held, and set a jar filled with wax near the fireplace to warm it.
Varic swallowed hard and was silent for a moment.
"All right, Seeker, I'll tell you what really happened."

[scarylady]

The Dark Sister of the Chantry with her little case of wax strips, eyebrow tweezers and eyelash curlers strikes terror into the hearts of apostates.

[sleepyowlet]

[VARRIC VOICE]Oh yes, that she does, that she does... [/VARRIC VOICE]

I think Leliana can be adorably twisted when it comes to cosmetics and hair-removal. Maybe I should write another threesome in the Proverbial Branwen series, adding that as a component? Hm...