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[1smut_princess]

Reason #459002 why PoT is great.
So my husband is in the military, and called me today when he was on break. The followin' conversation went like this:

Hub: "So whatcha doin' honey?"
Me: "Just some PoT."
Hub: "....."
Hub: "....Baby... this is a work phone. Try and like.. not say things like that... for my sanity's sake. I mean, I'm okay with it if that's what you're doing, just... don't drive anywhere! And please tell me you're at a friends house or somethin'?"
Me: "Huh?"
Hub: "Oh man, how much did you do?"
Me: "Um... I think we... may not be on the same page honey."
Hub: "What?"
Me: "I'm on People of Thedas.. you know. That place. PoT."
Hub: "Oh dear god don't scare the piss outta me like that!"

Comments

[1smut_princess]

:flings corrupting thoughts at you: AUTOCORRUPT GO!

[andorin]

Ms Innocent: "This is weird. Why do I suddenly browse pages like heartwoodwhips.com? and feel like getting a tattoo?"

[1smut_princess]

Tattoos are not solely the purview of BDSM, as I am the most vanilla person you'd ever meet. Excludin' the exterior. It's them 'normal' lookin' people y'gotta watch out for.... :looks suspiciously at very normal looking husband:

[andorin]

Oh no, I didn't mean that. I just associate getting a tattoo with.. I don't know.. breaking free or something. BDSM is just another aspect of that, not necessarily related at all.

I like your tattoos btw, checked the link below.

[1smut_princess]

Thankies! I'm workin' on neatenin' up the artwork to go on my left arm, and I'm gonna get the right side of my neck pierced (three on a slant like my cheekbone is), and my left collarbone (two on a slant like the cheekbone/eyebrow area).

Tattooing is rather freeing. I designed all of mine, so they represent a piece of me and not some cookie cutter thing. If you get one, I'd be glad to give you a few tips that are not put on the websites etc. Also, it doesn't hurt so much as burn a little, in a travelling path. I found the first two sittings I did went much easier when listening to my mp3 player and not watching what they were doing.

[andorin]

Any tips would be welcome! I will get a tattoo, I'm just trying to figure out what kind I want, and where.

As for the piercings, you're clearly a braver woman than I am. :-)

[1smut_princess]

The big thing I say is that when you meet the tattoo artist, point to the area that you want inked, and see if they touch you. If they touch you that is what you want - you want to feel what their touch is like. Is the pressure heavy, light, is it within your comfort zone? A light, smooth touch is what I always look for, and a steady hand. Also, do they appear focused when you speak to them, do you feel comfortable in their presence, etc. Of course you need to know all the cleanliness things that are always on about in the recommendations for tattoos etc, but the other important factor is your rapport with the artist. This is a surgical procedure as well as an artistic one. Also, ask around those that you know have tattoos, where did they go, what sort of price range, how old is the tattoo and how well has it stayed etc. In some places tattoos are vastly cheaper (like Austin, Texas) but have more expensive piercings, and vice versa.
My piercer Nate though, he adores me. "No one ever wants the fun stuff anymore, they all want dermals and shit, and then they don't take care of them, and it's always in the same damn places. Ugh."
And I'm all "Can you pierce my neck? On the side, right here *points near but not ON large vein*"
Nate: "OMFG YES NO ONE WANTS THOSE ANYMORE AND I LOVE DOIN' THOSE! :manly squeegiggle:"
Basically I allow him to be creative and he's kinda funny. He can be hungover as shit, and shakin' from passin' the alcohol from the night before, but the SECOND he puts those gloves on he is steady, gentle, and kinda... he breathes with you. I've known him a few years so I know all this about him, but most ppl don't notice when he's still hung over etc. By and large I would say stay away from someone who is still feelin' the effects, but he's a special case.
OH! And the other thing - go when they open on a weekend after havin' scheduled your appointment. I like Sundays personally. And make sure you have several talks with the artist over the work, to make sure it is as much to your liking as you can get it. This stuff is pretty much permanent.

[sleepyowlet]

AUTOCORRUPT is very effective!
Andorin is corrupted!

*insert midi sounds here*

Andorin is enjoying slash-fic!

Sorry, couldn't resist. Must be that bottle of excellent Italian red wine talking.

[1smut_princess]

Heh, yes! MWHAAHAHAHA HEAR MY EVIL CACKLE :keeps laughing until a fit of coughs: