Hellos and Introductions NSFW

[zevguy]

Hello - I believe I shall introduce myself, the video below is not safe for work, or around those with delicate ears.

Text and picture used with estarashirai's permission.

Comments

[1smut_princess]

:waves: So I see you've finally wandered onto this thing. How you likin' it so far hun? Don't forget - we gotta do that reading later.

[zevguy]

Currently I am going over the chapter, auck, but I do not seem to get the hang of this thing.... I keep forgetting that it is recording.

But I am being called to bed, so - alas, the practice reading shall have to wait until tomorrow.

[scarylady]

Hmm, no video for me, not sure why :(

Nvm, nice to meet you, anyway! It's a bit quiet around here this week, I'm guessing most people are running in circles screaming about presents and tinsel. Normal service shall be resumed in the new year, no doubt.

[zevguy]

Ah, for those the video does not work for, I do have a copy of it.

And you must be the Scary one I have heard so much about, it is a pleasure to be welcomed by such as yourself.

Tinsel - someone told me that it is the genital warts of the holidays. One and four people have it, and it gets everywhere unpleasant. Huzzah.

[scarylady]

Yeah, if you're really unlucky, your cat eats it and you have to pull it out of its arse.

[1smut_princess]

Y'know, I had a dauchshund who would do that, but instead of tinsel - it was my hair. We found out later that why she was havin' problems was because she was a bit of a hoover... Thankfully my cats are far smarter than my little Ali-bally could have ever been, rest her little loaf-cake of muscle shaped self.

[dragonreine]

WIN.

And welcome!

[zevguy]

Why thank you, though the words were not mine originally, and I did have to modify them. I had been informed during the first version of the track that referring to myself continually in third person made me sound rather unhinged. Or like Gambit.

[bellaknoti]

yeah. referring to yourself in the third person? not sexy. however, the final run? very sexy. especially 'how do you like it?'. *shivers*