1.) What's your name? L: Um... that's a long story. Call me Lucy, or Lissy. Your choice.
2.) Do you know why you were named that? L: My mother was a fan of Lucille Ball.
3. Are you single or taken? L: Taken... over and over again by a number of guys. Oh? You mean attached? I am presently mostly unattached.
4.) Have any abilities or powers? L: I am a newish mage and a decent fighter. Other than that, I'm a normal, over-sexed, gluttonous Grey Warden. Morrigan has taught me shape-shifting.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue. L: I'm a Grey Warden, it's built into me.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win? L: ME! Did you see what I did to Sten? Sir Laundry? Loghain? I'd do that to your strong wrestler.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members? L: A sister and two brothers, but they're on planet earth still.
8.) Oh? How about pets? L: *sniff* There was my siamese cat but I bet Elissa didn't feed him, now Elissa is dead but I bet he's gone by now. Then there's Liam the mabari.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like. L: I don't like the puritanical bitch that lives in my head and has a running commentary on my crazy sex life.
10.) Something that you do like? L: Sex and food. Not necessarily in that order... it changes from moment to moment. Sometimes it is food and sex. Sometimes it's more or less equal.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do? L: Other than sex you mean? I used to like to cook, but that was before this whole Grey Warden accident.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before? L: If I started a list, I'd be running out of paper.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before? L: Before what? Before getting sent to Thedas? No. But afterwards? Hell, lots of people. The one I regret the most was Arl Eamon, but even more than that, I regret curing the guy of the poison Loghain gave him.
14.)What kind of animal are you? L: Either a crow or a horse. Those are the shapeshifting spells I've learned so far.
15.) Your worst habits L: Falling in love with the men I sleep with.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all? L: Jared Diamond. Incredible scholar and author. On Ferelden... I'm not sure. I'm still figuring things out.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi? L: Straight although I might experiment someday.
18.)Do you go to school? L: I have a bachelor's in Music. I might go to the tower someday if they won't trap me there.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day? L: That seems unlikely.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? L: I think Teagan might be one. Shame I had to murder his brother.
21.)What are you most afraid of? L: The fuckin' archdemon! I don't want to be asploded when I kill it. :(
22.)What colour is your hair? L: Very dark red.
23.) Eyes? L: Very dark brown, almost black.
24.) What do you usually wear? L: Leather armor
25.)What's your religion? L: I was an happy atheist but now... too much weird stuff here. No religion, but I can't quite go around saying there isn't a spiritual dimension to reality. There clearly is here.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over? L: *shrug*
27.) Well, it's still not over. L: See answer to #26
28.) Anyways, where do you live? L: On the road now...
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)? L: I suppose Elissa was upper class, but as a Grey Warden that no longer applies. So who knows?
30.) How many friends do you have? L: My blight companions. I suppose Loghain -- it's complicated. Teagan.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change? L: My tendency to fall in love with men I'm sleeping with.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie? L: Pie is a favorite dessert. Far, far better than cake.
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food? L: The shephard's pie in Denerim rocks.
34.) Favourite drink? L: Beer
35.) What is your favorite place? L: Arl of Denerim's estate is nice. So is Redcliffe Castle.
36.) Least favourite? L: The latrine at Ostagar.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end? L: *ignores the question*
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you. L: I work alone.
39.) Well, it's over. L: That's not a question, it's a statement.
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1.) What's your name?
L: Um... that's a long story. Call me Lucy, or Lissy. Your choice.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
L: My mother was a fan of Lucille Ball.
3. Are you single or taken?
L: Taken... over and over again by a number of guys. Oh? You mean attached? I am presently mostly unattached.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
L: I am a newish mage and a decent fighter. Other than that, I'm a normal, over-sexed, gluttonous Grey Warden. Morrigan has taught me shape-shifting.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
L: I'm a Grey Warden, it's built into me.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
L: ME! Did you see what I did to Sten? Sir Laundry? Loghain? I'd do that to your strong wrestler.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
L: A sister and two brothers, but they're on planet earth still.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
L: *sniff* There was my siamese cat but I bet Elissa didn't feed him, now Elissa is dead but I bet he's gone by now. Then there's Liam the mabari.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
L: I don't like the puritanical bitch that lives in my head and has a running commentary on my crazy sex life.
10.) Something that you do like?
L: Sex and food. Not necessarily in that order... it changes from moment to moment. Sometimes it is food and sex. Sometimes it's more or less equal.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
L: Other than sex you mean? I used to like to cook, but that was before this whole Grey Warden accident.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
L: If I started a list, I'd be running out of paper.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
L: Before what? Before getting sent to Thedas? No. But afterwards? Hell, lots of people. The one I regret the most was Arl Eamon, but even more than that, I regret curing the guy of the poison Loghain gave him.
14.)What kind of animal are you?
L: Either a crow or a horse. Those are the shapeshifting spells I've learned so far.
15.) Your worst habits
L: Falling in love with the men I sleep with.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
L: Jared Diamond. Incredible scholar and author. On Ferelden... I'm not sure. I'm still figuring things out.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
L: Straight although I might experiment someday.
18.)Do you go to school?
L: I have a bachelor's in Music. I might go to the tower someday if they won't trap me there.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
L: That seems unlikely.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
L: I think Teagan might be one. Shame I had to murder his brother.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
L: The fuckin' archdemon! I don't want to be asploded when I kill it. :(
22.)What colour is your hair?
L: Very dark red.
23.) Eyes?
L: Very dark brown, almost black.
24.) What do you usually wear?
L: Leather armor
25.)What's your religion?
L: I was an happy atheist but now... too much weird stuff here. No religion, but I can't quite go around saying there isn't a spiritual dimension to reality. There clearly is here.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
L: *shrug*
27.) Well, it's still not over.
L: See answer to #26
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
L: On the road now...
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
L: I suppose Elissa was upper class, but as a Grey Warden that no longer applies. So who knows?
30.) How many friends do you have?
L: My blight companions. I suppose Loghain -- it's complicated. Teagan.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
L: My tendency to fall in love with men I'm sleeping with.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
L: Pie is a favorite dessert. Far, far better than cake.
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food?
L: The shephard's pie in Denerim rocks.
34.) Favourite drink?
L: Beer
35.) What is your favorite place?
L: Arl of Denerim's estate is nice. So is Redcliffe Castle.
36.) Least favourite?
L: The latrine at Ostagar.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
L: *ignores the question*
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
L: I work alone.
39.) Well, it's over.
L: That's not a question, it's a statement.