1.) What's your name? R: Warden Commander Raonar Aeducan. And before you ask, no, I don't like the name either. T: *looks nonplussed* Theron Mahariel.
2.) Do you know why you were named that? R: Unfortunately yes. Seems the people on my mother's side had this thing about unusual names. My mother herself was named Errinne of all things. Turns out Father didn't want his the crown prince to have too odd of a name so he named him Trian but made a compromise to let mother name the second eldest, which was me. T: My parents named me after my great grandfather, who was the Keeper of our clan, long ago.
3. Are you single or taken? R. *Looks distant for a moment* Single. T: Not that I am available as a romance option, but I am also single.
4.) Have any abilities or powers? R: Would take a long time to explain. Suffice to say I became a Spirit Warrior when I came into contact with a powerful Fade Spirit about four years ago, though I lost my magic resistance in the process and I also have this little problem where magic works odd around me, to the point where even healing spells barely work. Yes, life is marvelous, I know. T: Well, aside form the obvious grey Warden assets, I have very sharp hearing, can fight while blind and can also communicate with some of the denizens of the forest. *he points to his wolf, Anor*
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue. R: *Raises an eyebrow in glee* Mary Sue is such a subjective term. You should be careful how you use it because it can have adverse effects on your public image. People don;t like it when interviewers did not do the research. T: I am male, for one, and I am Elvhen so I do not see how I can even adhere to your shemlen stereotypes.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win? R: Probably. I am a dwarf, which means I am very slid and wide, so I lose my balance very hard. As such, tripping or throwing anyone should come quite easily. T: I am unsure. It would depend on how close we are to each other when the fight started.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members? R: Father... should be still alive unless he did something stupid. There's little brother, Bhelen, though I really have to teach him a lesson in humility. Then, of course, there's Trian, my older brother, who everyone thinks is dead but really isn't because I actually faked his death and framed myself for the crime. That way, when I go back to Orzammar, Bhelen will make a mistake and reveal all of his secret conspirators. And no, i didn;t jsut accidentally revealed my crime because your show doesn't air in Orzammar. TV broadcasts can't penetrate through miles of rock and we don't have newspapwers or magazines either, though I plan to remedy that... eventually. T: None.
8.) Oh? How about pets? R: Rinne is a black Mabari war hound and she's actually been manipulating Shale into being my slave so I doubt her intellect actually lets her fit in the animal kingdom. I, of course, do not yet know of her manipulating Shale yet. F: Anor here, former Alpha male whose pack of wolves were driven out of the Korcari Wilds. We have a mutual arrangement of sorts, he isn't technically a pet.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like. R: People being stupid while having all the mental capacity needed not to be. T: Shemlen and darkspawn.
10.) Something that you do like? R: Turning the schemes of the bad guys against them. And giving speeches and lectures, though the ones on the receiving end of them usually don;t like it as much as i do. T: Gazing at the stars and singing. And you'd better stop staring at me with your confused shemlen eyes because I am honestly not concerned with your ideas that that might seem odd.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do? R: *His eyes start shining white* Meditating, though it's not technically a hobby. T: Hiking. Yes, ever so unexpected. Next.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before? R: *Eyes stop glowing.* Unfortunately... yes... T: i shot a shem in the throat once, and he was part of the army fighting against the darkspawn at Ostagar. To be fair, though, he asked for it. He shot Alim in the back while the latter was practically holding off the horde by himself with his suicidal blood magic ritual.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before? R: As in people? Only in self-defense because i am very adept at talking them down before actually getting into fights. T: Ah, so the previous question meant 'hurt someone before without killing them?" Maybe you should have said so. You shem are so clueless.
14.)What kind of animal are you? R: Metaphorically I assume? I honestly have no idea whatsoever. Wynne says I don't actually have a personality either. T: A panther.
15.) Your worst habits R: Deliberately screwing with people's heads. I just like to see them confused and it's easy to persuade someone to see your point if he's already confused. T: Raonar would probably say I am too quiet and apathetic. not that i agree with him of course...
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all? R: I used to look up to someone, before he became a pompous ass. There's also how he considered killing me not too long ago... T: My great grandfather. What? you didn't say they should still be alive.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi? R: Now that would be telling! What? If you're confused, go back to see my answer to question 15. T: I have found to only be attracted to those of the opposite sex. That IS what you were asking me, no?
18.)Do you go to school? R: You do realize I am 22 and on a quest to rid the world of an Archdemon and a darkspawn horde, yes? I had the best tutors in Orzammar as I grew up of course. T: Our clans have no schools. We are taught by the Keeper in the ways of our people and our language.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day? R: *Pauses and looks through the interviewer as though there was no one actually there* It makes no difference now. T: I have not yet begun to think about such things.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? R: Faren... might classify as such. Kallian says he sees me as a sort of role model... And yes, I was just as flabbergasted as you are when i learned. T: Unlikely, not that i would care enough to notice.
21.)What are you most afraid of? R: Making things worse than they are... T: A cage.
22.)What colour is your hair? R: White. it was blond originally, but then there was that incident four or so years ago, the one with all the Spirit Warrior thing, and the color went away. T: Black.
23.) Eyes? R: Silver, with some remaining tint of cyan, Again, because of that incident. They were dark blue originally. made trian really jealous. T: Black. Can't you actually see it for yourself? You could just write a short description of us at the start of your interview and be done with it.
24.) What do you usually wear? R: Massive coats of plates, even though I don't really like them. I have my own reasons for it. T: My regular incribed Dalish leather armor.
25.)What's your religion? R: I don't really have one. I do, of course, revere the ancestors and the Paragons, those not completely whacked that is, but I don;t worship any entity per se. T: I believe in the Creators of course. Make sure I don;t decide to pray to Fen'Harel to pay you a visit.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over? R: Not really. T: Yes. I have a hunt to get to and I'd hate to suddenly decide you would be better sport.
27.) Well, it's still not over. R: And that was a mystery because? T: We can well see your sheet of questions still has a way to go. So get on with it.
28.) Anyways, where do you live? R: Nowhere in particular for now, though i don;t intend to stay away from Orzammar forever. T: With my clan, though i am uncertain as to where they are now.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)? R: High class of course. or will be once I finally turn Orzammar on its head, hopefully without screwing things up too much... F: We do not hold such meaningless concepts. We Elvhen are all family.
30.) How many friends do you have? R: That would imply a debate on what 'friend' means, and would take too long to answer. T: Enough.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change? R: Nothing. T: Nothing.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie? R: it's great when I actually get my hands on some. T: One of the few things you shemlen actually are good for.
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food? R: Cherries, and anything made out of them. Long story, and it involves a nug, King Maric and all the heads of the noble houses in Orzammar. And please don;t give me that look. Are all of you humans so dirty? T: Roasted venison.
34.) Favourite drink? R: Wine. T: There is no name for it in your tongue.
35.) What is your favorite place? R: Orzammar. yes, I know, not surprising, T: The mountain ridge to the west.
36.) Least favourite? R: Ostagar. T: I suspect the Deep Roads will become that once we actually get there.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end? R: Nah. T: Yes.
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you. R: Make sure you read the fine print on ANYT written thing you receive. T: Pray to the Creators you don't have to sit through this.
39.) Well, it's over. R: Yes, I can see that well enough. T: *Looks at Anor the wolf* No, you still can't eat him.
Raonar Aeducan and Theron Mahariel
R: Warden Commander Raonar Aeducan. And before you ask, no, I don't like the name either.
T: *looks nonplussed* Theron Mahariel.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
R: Unfortunately yes. Seems the people on my mother's side had this thing about unusual names. My mother herself was named Errinne of all things. Turns out Father didn't want his the crown prince to have too odd of a name so he named him Trian but made a compromise to let mother name the second eldest, which was me.
T: My parents named me after my great grandfather, who was the Keeper of our clan, long ago.
3. Are you single or taken?
R. *Looks distant for a moment* Single.
T: Not that I am available as a romance option, but I am also single.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
R: Would take a long time to explain. Suffice to say I became a Spirit Warrior when I came into contact with a powerful Fade Spirit about four years ago, though I lost my magic resistance in the process and I also have this little problem where magic works odd around me, to the point where even healing spells barely work. Yes, life is marvelous, I know.
T: Well, aside form the obvious grey Warden assets, I have very sharp hearing, can fight while blind and can also communicate with some of the denizens of the forest. *he points to his wolf, Anor*
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
R: *Raises an eyebrow in glee* Mary Sue is such a subjective term. You should be careful how you use it because it can have adverse effects on your public image. People don;t like it when interviewers did not do the research.
T: I am male, for one, and I am Elvhen so I do not see how I can even adhere to your shemlen stereotypes.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
R: Probably. I am a dwarf, which means I am very slid and wide, so I lose my balance very hard. As such, tripping or throwing anyone should come quite easily.
T: I am unsure. It would depend on how close we are to each other when the fight started.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
R: Father... should be still alive unless he did something stupid. There's little brother, Bhelen, though I really have to teach him a lesson in humility. Then, of course, there's Trian, my older brother, who everyone thinks is dead but really isn't because I actually faked his death and framed myself for the crime. That way, when I go back to Orzammar, Bhelen will make a mistake and reveal all of his secret conspirators. And no, i didn;t jsut accidentally revealed my crime because your show doesn't air in Orzammar. TV broadcasts can't penetrate through miles of rock and we don't have newspapwers or magazines either, though I plan to remedy that... eventually.
T: None.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
R: Rinne is a black Mabari war hound and she's actually been manipulating Shale into being my slave so I doubt her intellect actually lets her fit in the animal kingdom. I, of course, do not yet know of her manipulating Shale yet.
F: Anor here, former Alpha male whose pack of wolves were driven out of the Korcari Wilds. We have a mutual arrangement of sorts, he isn't technically a pet.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
R: People being stupid while having all the mental capacity needed not to be.
T: Shemlen and darkspawn.
10.) Something that you do like?
R: Turning the schemes of the bad guys against them. And giving speeches and lectures, though the ones on the receiving end of them usually don;t like it as much as i do.
T: Gazing at the stars and singing. And you'd better stop staring at me with your confused shemlen eyes because I am honestly not concerned with your ideas that that might seem odd.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
R: *His eyes start shining white* Meditating, though it's not technically a hobby.
T: Hiking. Yes, ever so unexpected. Next.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
R: *Eyes stop glowing.* Unfortunately... yes...
T: i shot a shem in the throat once, and he was part of the army fighting against the darkspawn at Ostagar. To be fair, though, he asked for it. He shot Alim in the back while the latter was practically holding off the horde by himself with his suicidal blood magic ritual.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
R: As in people? Only in self-defense because i am very adept at talking them down before actually getting into fights.
T: Ah, so the previous question meant 'hurt someone before without killing them?" Maybe you should have said so. You shem are so clueless.
14.)What kind of animal are you?
R: Metaphorically I assume? I honestly have no idea whatsoever. Wynne says I don't actually have a personality either.
T: A panther.
15.) Your worst habits
R: Deliberately screwing with people's heads. I just like to see them confused and it's easy to persuade someone to see your point if he's already confused.
T: Raonar would probably say I am too quiet and apathetic. not that i agree with him of course...
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
R: I used to look up to someone, before he became a pompous ass. There's also how he considered killing me not too long ago...
T: My great grandfather. What? you didn't say they should still be alive.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
R: Now that would be telling! What? If you're confused, go back to see my answer to question 15.
T: I have found to only be attracted to those of the opposite sex. That IS what you were asking me, no?
18.)Do you go to school?
R: You do realize I am 22 and on a quest to rid the world of an Archdemon and a darkspawn horde, yes? I had the best tutors in Orzammar as I grew up of course.
T: Our clans have no schools. We are taught by the Keeper in the ways of our people and our language.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
R: *Pauses and looks through the interviewer as though there was no one actually there* It makes no difference now.
T: I have not yet begun to think about such things.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
R: Faren... might classify as such. Kallian says he sees me as a sort of role model... And yes, I was just as flabbergasted as you are when i learned.
T: Unlikely, not that i would care enough to notice.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
R: Making things worse than they are...
T: A cage.
22.)What colour is your hair?
R: White. it was blond originally, but then there was that incident four or so years ago, the one with all the Spirit Warrior thing, and the color went away.
T: Black.
23.) Eyes?
R: Silver, with some remaining tint of cyan, Again, because of that incident. They were dark blue originally. made trian really jealous.
T: Black. Can't you actually see it for yourself? You could just write a short description of us at the start of your interview and be done with it.
24.) What do you usually wear?
R: Massive coats of plates, even though I don't really like them. I have my own reasons for it.
T: My regular incribed Dalish leather armor.
25.)What's your religion?
R: I don't really have one. I do, of course, revere the ancestors and the Paragons, those not completely whacked that is, but I don;t worship any entity per se.
T: I believe in the Creators of course. Make sure I don;t decide to pray to Fen'Harel to pay you a visit.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
R: Not really.
T: Yes. I have a hunt to get to and I'd hate to suddenly decide you would be better sport.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
R: And that was a mystery because?
T: We can well see your sheet of questions still has a way to go. So get on with it.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
R: Nowhere in particular for now, though i don;t intend to stay away from Orzammar forever.
T: With my clan, though i am uncertain as to where they are now.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
R: High class of course. or will be once I finally turn Orzammar on its head, hopefully without screwing things up too much...
F: We do not hold such meaningless concepts. We Elvhen are all family.
30.) How many friends do you have?
R: That would imply a debate on what 'friend' means, and would take too long to answer.
T: Enough.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
R: Nothing.
T: Nothing.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
R: it's great when I actually get my hands on some.
T: One of the few things you shemlen actually are good for.
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food?
R: Cherries, and anything made out of them. Long story, and it involves a nug, King Maric and all the heads of the noble houses in Orzammar. And please don;t give me that look. Are all of you humans so dirty?
T: Roasted venison.
34.) Favourite drink?
R: Wine.
T: There is no name for it in your tongue.
35.) What is your favorite place?
R: Orzammar. yes, I know, not surprising,
T: The mountain ridge to the west.
36.) Least favourite?
R: Ostagar.
T: I suspect the Deep Roads will become that once we actually get there.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
R: Nah.
T: Yes.
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
R: Make sure you read the fine print on ANYT written thing you receive.
T: Pray to the Creators you don't have to sit through this.
39.) Well, it's over.
R: Yes, I can see that well enough.
T: *Looks at Anor the wolf* No, you still can't eat him.