Thanks--this was a lot of fun, and helped me get back into Mira's head after she threw me a curve ball today.
Character: Miravael Tabris
1.) What's your name? Miravael Tabris. But you can call me Warden-Commander.
2.) Do you know why you were named that? My mother said I was named after an ancestor from back in the Dales. I don't know if that's true or not.
3. Are you single or taken? *glares* If you're asking if I'm in a relationship, then yes. As practically everyone in Thedas knows at this point.
4.) Have any abilities or powers? Seriously?
I kill things that annoy me. People, too.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue. A what? Does that have something to do with my loose grip on sanity most days, or is it why I fucking curse too fucking much?
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win? That's what Soldier's Bane is for.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members? My father, my cousins Shianni and Soris, and a few random assorted people. Oh, and some dude, what's-his-name again...Al-something?
8.) Oh? How about pets? I guess Barkspawn would count. *scritches behind his ears*
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like. In general, I don't like most people. The darkspawn dreams also kind of suck. If you want specifics...I actually don't particularly like it when the nobles call me the Elven Whore behind my back.
10.) Something that you do like? Watching the nobles struggling not to call me the Elven Whore to my face because they're terrified of me.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do? *looks shifty* I actually like sewing...poisons! Yeah, making poisons is fun!
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before? *rolls eyes* Are we seriously having this conversation?
13.)Ever... killed anyone before? ...okay, now you're totally having me on.
14.)What kind of animal are you? A kitten. I'm tiny and cute, and I have needle-sharp claws. I've also been told that I purr when...ah, let's move on, shall we?
15.) Your worst habits I've been told I have an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all? My cousin Shianni, no question. She's probably the single bravest person I know.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi? I like having sex with men. Well, with a few very specific men.
18.)Do you go to school? I guess...does the woman Papa paid to come to the Alienage and teach me embroidery count?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day? No. I don't like children, and the only person I'd want to marry is completely out of the question. Even if it weren't, contrary to popular opinion, I do not want to be Queen.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? Ser Perth in Redcliffe. He's very sweet, but he acts like I'm the second coming of Andraste, and I'm afraid that one day he's going to be very disappointed.
21.)What are you most afraid of? Being trapped.
22.)What colour is your hair? Dark red. No, I don't dye it and no, I'm not going to prove it to you.
23.) Eyes? Dark brown. Alistair insists they look red when I'm angry, but he's totally full of shit.
24.) What do you usually wear? The Blackblade armor. It's comfortable, and it looks good on me.
25.)What's your religion? That's...I don't really know, to be honest. The Maker never did much for me or any elf. I was really into the Creators when I first learned about them, but then I started to wonder why the Dalish bothered to worship a bunch of really ineffectual gods who weren't around when our civilization was destroyed.
Me and Andraste, though? After the whole Sacred Ashes thing, we're pretty tight.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over? What do you think?
27.) Well, it's still not over. Fuck you.
28.) Anyways, where do you live? These days, I mostly divide my time between the Vigil, the Alienage, and the Palace.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)? *points to ears* Hello?
30.) How many friends do you have? I've never counted. I know a lot of people in some strange places.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change? I wish I were taller. I hate having to look up at people; that was the only good thing about Orzammar.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie? I like pie.
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food? Anything involving chocolate.
34.) Favourite drink? I like Antivan brandy, but...I get really silly after not very much.
35.) What is your favorite place? Wherever Alistair--I mean, um...Vigil's Keep is nice now that there are 100% fewer darkspawn in it.
36.) Least favourite? Fort Drakon, followed closely by Orzammar. Nothing against the dwarves, but their capital city is kind of a snake pit.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end? *fiddles with dagger* What was your first clue?
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you. *looks around* I...don't see anyone else here.
Miravael Tabris
Character:
Miravael Tabris
1.) What's your name?
Miravael Tabris. But you can call me Warden-Commander.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
My mother said I was named after an ancestor from back in the Dales. I don't know if that's true or not.
3. Are you single or taken?
*glares* If you're asking if I'm in a relationship, then yes. As practically everyone in Thedas knows at this point.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Seriously?
I kill things that annoy me. People, too.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
A what? Does that have something to do with my loose grip on sanity most days, or is it why I fucking curse too fucking much?
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
That's what Soldier's Bane is for.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
My father, my cousins Shianni and Soris, and a few random assorted people. Oh, and some dude, what's-his-name again...Al-something?
8.) Oh? How about pets?
I guess Barkspawn would count. *scritches behind his ears*
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
In general, I don't like most people. The darkspawn dreams also kind of suck. If you want specifics...I actually don't particularly like it when the nobles call me the Elven Whore behind my back.
10.) Something that you do like?
Watching the nobles struggling not to call me the Elven Whore to my face because they're terrified of me.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
*looks shifty* I actually like sewing...poisons! Yeah, making poisons is fun!
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
*rolls eyes* Are we seriously having this conversation?
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
...okay, now you're totally having me on.
14.)What kind of animal are you?
A kitten. I'm tiny and cute, and I have needle-sharp claws. I've also been told that I purr when...ah, let's move on, shall we?
15.) Your worst habits
I've been told I have an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
My cousin Shianni, no question. She's probably the single bravest person I know.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
I like having sex with men. Well, with a few very specific men.
18.)Do you go to school?
I guess...does the woman Papa paid to come to the Alienage and teach me embroidery count?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
No. I don't like children, and the only person I'd want to marry is completely out of the question. Even if it weren't, contrary to popular opinion, I do not want to be Queen.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Ser Perth in Redcliffe. He's very sweet, but he acts like I'm the second coming of Andraste, and I'm afraid that one day he's going to be very disappointed.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
Being trapped.
22.)What colour is your hair?
Dark red. No, I don't dye it and no, I'm not going to prove it to you.
23.) Eyes?
Dark brown. Alistair insists they look red when I'm angry, but he's totally full of shit.
24.) What do you usually wear?
The Blackblade armor. It's comfortable, and it looks good on me.
25.)What's your religion?
That's...I don't really know, to be honest. The Maker never did much for me or any elf. I was really into the Creators when I first learned about them, but then I started to wonder why the Dalish bothered to worship a bunch of really ineffectual gods who weren't around when our civilization was destroyed.
Me and Andraste, though? After the whole Sacred Ashes thing, we're pretty tight.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
What do you think?
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Fuck you.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
These days, I mostly divide my time between the Vigil, the Alienage, and the Palace.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
*points to ears* Hello?
30.) How many friends do you have?
I've never counted. I know a lot of people in some strange places.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I wish I were taller. I hate having to look up at people; that was the only good thing about Orzammar.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I like pie.
33.) Alright, What's your favourite food?
Anything involving chocolate.
34.) Favourite drink?
I like Antivan brandy, but...I get really silly after not very much.
35.) What is your favorite place?
Wherever Alistair--I mean, um...Vigil's Keep is nice now that there are 100% fewer darkspawn in it.
36.) Least favourite?
Fort Drakon, followed closely by Orzammar. Nothing against the dwarves, but their capital city is kind of a snake pit.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
*fiddles with dagger* What was your first clue?
38.) Just say something to the others that filled this quiz with you.
*looks around* I...don't see anyone else here.
39.) Well, it's over.
Maker's Hairy Balls, it's about fucking time.
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