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niniane ([personal profile] niniane) wrote in [community profile] peopleofthedas 2010-11-30 08:57 pm (UTC)

Dear Morrigan,

I never knew you cared. I suspected, thanks to the snarky comments. But I hadn't known. If I had, I would have at least considered stripping for you. In a very dark room. Without lights. While blushing.

I'd give up on the hope that my goofy habits won't rub off on the OGB. Theirins are made of goofy habits. It's a dominant genetic trait that there is no escape from (other than being born a female. I think that Anora's been making offers to the Maker to give her only daughters.). If you bear a son, he will be just like me, Cailan, and Maric. I'm sorry. It's the way things are. And if you bare a daughter, surely you need a strong father figure for her, right? Otherwise, she's sure to act out in her teenaged years, seeking from boys the love she never got from her father.

Please, please, consider my offer. The child needs me. Marcus doesn't. Anora doesn't. To be honest, the two of them kind of scare me. And I love you! You're the only woman I've ever been with, the only woman I want to be with. I don't know that I can stand transferring my affection to Anora now, as will invariably happen if I have sex with her, or even just see her boobs. If this happens, I will be conflicted, and I can't stand that!

The ring is very pretty though. Thank you.

I'm not sure why I would tell Marcus of our glorious night of passion. That said, I'm fairly sure that Leliana knows, as she and Zevran have been hanging around camp all day pointing at me and laughing. Leliana's kind of mean, now that I think of it...

Your one true love,

Alistair

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