Philippe and Zevran crack me up.
I love how Zevran is all like, "No. You don't understand. I'm kind of easy. No pressie required." XD

Also, I don't know if I'm just feeling particularly bloodthirsty at the moment, but my first thought about the Chantry's torture was that they should have gouged out their eyes out too. If you're going to be all crazy and murderous, commit to it. I mean go big or go home.