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peopleofthedas2011-11-05 11:18 pm
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Monthly Prompt Crossover Fill: Legend of Dragon Age (PIC)
Oh for the love of all that is holy... what have I DONE?! *dies* This just... you know I don't even know if this is really what the prompt was asking, but this is what hit me square in the face when I read it. BRING THE BRAIN BLEACH. YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT.
Sooooo let's see. Several things crossed my mind in the pinning of characters in this. At first, it seemed natural to make Alistair Link, seeing as he normally wields a sword and shield. But then the CRACK MUSE decided to pipe in and say HEY WAIT A SECOND... ALISTAIR IS ROYALTY RIGHT? Why yes, Crack Muse, yes he is, why do you ask? WELL DIDN'T HE ALSO MENTION HE'D NEED A PRETTY DRESS TO DANCE THE REMIGOLD IN? Where the fuck are you going with this, Crack Muse? ALISTAIR NEEDS TO BE ZELDA.
FUCKING FINE CRACK MUSE, CAN YOU STOP BREAKING MY BRAIN NOW? Nope, she wouldn't. Zevran had to be Link. He's blonde, he's an elf, and we all know he'd look fucking sexy in a man-skirt. DON'T DENY IT, YOU'VE ALL THOUGHT IT AT LEAST ONCE.
Anyway, Sten fits Ganondorf to a 'T', Morrigan is pretty pale to be Nabooru, but she likes jewelry and is already half-naked in the game, so it fits. Leliana was either going to be Saria or Navi, but I went with the former, even if you can't tell who the hell she is. Tingle!Mabari was a last minute addition... but I'm so in love with it I think I might puke rainbows. XD
Good god, I'm going to go die now. Enjoy what you see, because I think I nearly killed myself in the process of creating this monster. *is now dead and needs a red fairy for REVIVALZ*
EDIT: Apparently I was SO out-of-it tired when I posted this that I hadn't colored one of Zev's buckles or his fingers. This has been fixed lol.
Sooooo let's see. Several things crossed my mind in the pinning of characters in this. At first, it seemed natural to make Alistair Link, seeing as he normally wields a sword and shield. But then the CRACK MUSE decided to pipe in and say HEY WAIT A SECOND... ALISTAIR IS ROYALTY RIGHT? Why yes, Crack Muse, yes he is, why do you ask? WELL DIDN'T HE ALSO MENTION HE'D NEED A PRETTY DRESS TO DANCE THE REMIGOLD IN? Where the fuck are you going with this, Crack Muse? ALISTAIR NEEDS TO BE ZELDA.
FUCKING FINE CRACK MUSE, CAN YOU STOP BREAKING MY BRAIN NOW? Nope, she wouldn't. Zevran had to be Link. He's blonde, he's an elf, and we all know he'd look fucking sexy in a man-skirt. DON'T DENY IT, YOU'VE ALL THOUGHT IT AT LEAST ONCE.
Anyway, Sten fits Ganondorf to a 'T', Morrigan is pretty pale to be Nabooru, but she likes jewelry and is already half-naked in the game, so it fits. Leliana was either going to be Saria or Navi, but I went with the former, even if you can't tell who the hell she is. Tingle!Mabari was a last minute addition... but I'm so in love with it I think I might puke rainbows. XD
Good god, I'm going to go die now. Enjoy what you see, because I think I nearly killed myself in the process of creating this monster. *is now dead and needs a red fairy for REVIVALZ*
EDIT: Apparently I was SO out-of-it tired when I posted this that I hadn't colored one of Zev's buckles or his fingers. This has been fixed lol.