Have you heard the banter where Aveline tries to tell him to wear some decent clothes instead of skulking about Hightown in full plate and he just sort of pouts about how the lyrium lines on his flesh show through clothing so he'd look weird no matter what he wore?

JESUS HOSE ME DOWN.

fenris is a giant, walking HOSE ME DOWN, O LORD

/rambling, lusty comment is apropos of nothing but my burning loins