I have a present for you, darlings.

[twist_shimmy]

So there's this thing I noticed: every other post on my journal, in this comm, or conversation via e-mail and IM has some iteration of "GODDAMNIT, ______!" occur when the discussion turns to DA2. Maybe you took Anders along on Fenris' personal quest, or Isabela on Aveline's, and the dialogue got dirty. Maybe it's the end of Act 2 and you just. Can't. Take it anymore.

I've created an icon set to capture that spirit. Sometimes depressing, sometimes headdesky, and occasionally worth ROFLing about? Damn right.

Included is a bonus for visser , scarylady , and anyone else I've traumatized recently. >:D

 

 

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6-10


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21-25





::EDIT:: Made a few more for those who asked. Still working on a "Kirkwall in Flames" one.


See one you wanna use? Feel free, just be awesome and credit me.

Have an idea for another to add to the set/want slightly altered text (ex: Damnit instead of Goddamnit), or a blank base? Let me know and I'll see what I can do!
 

Comments

[darkrose]

I'm taking "Goddamnit, Kirkwall." If you ever find a good graphic for "Oh, Bioware, no!" I'd eat that up with a spoon.

[twist_shimmy]

I've got a few in mind. Forcing self to rule out Emile. >>

[ouyangdan]

Oh, it might be one of my favorites from this set, but it may not be enough V for Vengeance for me. MOAR RIGHTEOUS RAGE PLZ! With LULZ.

My husband and I have been parenting in our Vengeance Voices this week.

The Wardens should have just let him keep his effing cat. I swear to Andraste.

[twist_shimmy]

(You'll LOVE the icon I'm making for you, then.)

[ouyangdan]

This. I could not get enough of this. It also earned Seb his TIME OUT! I was actually surprised as fuck to hear Fenris say to Seb's suggestion that they turn Anders and Merrill in to the templars "You take that up with Hawke first". Fenris' mood shifts w/ Rhia could whip the head around on a statue of Andraste.

But having Varric and Anders and Merrill in party together, while the least friction-causing, was so depressing, because this was when I really got to see the world crumbling away beneath our feet...

[ouyangdan]

You, dearest, have been far too good to me! >:D

*happy dance*

I promise never to use my Buffy Pointing Guns icon again.

[dalishstorm]

Thank you~ I shall cherish it.

[christmasinjuly]

I haven't done any of the rivalmances yet. Ohmigod, is it all swoony and doomed and stuff *_*

[twist_shimmy]

It is full of WRATH. He snarls a LOT. A. Lot.

[darkrose]

I ended up with Julian (mage, alignment Snarky Good) at full friendship with Anders, Fenris, Sebastian,Aveline (barely) and Varric (though the last is easy). I was at full rivalry with my brother, Ser Carver the Tool, and Merrill because I wasn't down with the blood magic. I lost Isabela because I didn't have her close to 50% either way.

My default party was Fenris, Anders, and Varric. I stopped taking Sebastian quickly because Julian didn't appreciate his attempts to "convert" his boyfriend. ("Bitch, I know why you want him on his knees, and it ain't to worship Andraste, unless you mean the one on your crotch.")

I will say that Sebastian trying to get Fenris to turn in Merrill and Anders was particularly amusing. Fenris was all, "Dude, I don't know if you noticed, but my man is an apostate, and if you piss him off he will fucking incinerate your ass."

I do not know why, but I suddenly want to see DA2 party banter as text messages.

Anders: Y U W/HIM? :( :(

Fenris: U SUCK ADAMANTIUM

Fenris: LOL ABOMINATION DAMN AUTOCORRECT

[nagia]

B-beautimous. /steals.

[leviathanmirror]

L-late to the party. Taking the Goddamnit Kirkwall one, at the very least!

[thebuttonontop]

EFFING BRILLIANT. :D "Too fuck to drunk" had me rolling. Love allll of them.