Boyfriend (Doodle) just started playing through with a Dalish, so he can finally beat the game with every origin. He's tromping around Ostagar at the moment, and called me into the room...
Doodle: Your dad is Loghain.
Bef: What?
Doodle: Your father is Loghain. It's fucked up. I can't unthink it now. If Loghain had a limp we could sue the shit out of them.
Bef: Pfft. My dad would kick Loghain's ass at a pissed off ol' man contest. He's awesome.
Doodle: You just don't want to think about who that makes you. -the goofiest grin evearrrrrrr-
Bef: A queen who's married to a fool? Bitch, we ain't married. -finger snap-
Doodle: -blink- I love you, but you can't watch Nene and Kim* any more.

*This is what he calls Real Housewives of Atlanta... which I caught him watching without me the other day. XD