Yes but now we commiserate.... my usual favorite is to yell at the males in the group of "OMG it's cold! And ya'll bitches is wearin' pants... I got a miniskirt and some tights on - so gimme a damn light" which usually garners me lots of laughs, someone askin' me for my number, and last night my favorite "You know, I was considering wearing the lacy tights, but I just... I had to forgo it. I think I may have had too many corn dogs at the last game." (My reply? "Too bad, your legs are so nice, a nice red pair would liven up your hoodie du jour.")
My husband finds it utterly fascinating observing my horrid way with people.